I Now Pronounce You Man and Goat

A man caught another man making sweet love to his goat one night. The startled man, in the heat of passion, with his hands in the goats silken hair was then caught and tied up by the goats owner.

The goats owner took him to the tribal council, who ruled the man must pay the other man a dowery because he used his goat like a wife.

Apparantly the man and the goat are still together.

Why can't people be normal like me? I lust after cartoon characters and will be dining on goat in a few weeks... mmmm... goat dinner....