How To Have a Good Time

1. Make friends with someone who works at a retail store that sells books.
2. If they are twisted enough, have them find out which two characters in the next Harry Potter book die.
3. When all the crazies are standing in line at midnight of the release, drive past and tell them who dies, how, and just amazing it was.
4. Watch as little kids and adults cry, some use profanities, and some might even try to attack you.
5. In case you can't do 1&2... make shit up. Be creative. Make sure Harry is one of the dead characters.

(I realize this has been done before, I just like to re-emphasize the need for it to be done.)