IMS

What is IMS you ask? Irritable Male Syndrome. Yes, we have our own little hormonal thing too. I've been preaching it for years, and no one ever seemed to want to believe me. They always passed it off as one of my delusional ramblings of humor. Now, I have documented evidence.

Yes, we men can now blame all our oddities on IMS. We get mad about something... we're IMSing. Of course, women are not allowed to blame any of our actions on IMS. Only men can use this as an excuse, since only men can suffer from irritable male syndrome.

We males can prevent IMS by keeping our levels of testosterone high. The article suggests this by eating meat and avoiding licorice. So, I figure the best way for us to keep our testosterone levels high is by having a day and a half, minimum, doing manly things.

I figure a day on the weekend (Sunday during football season would be choice) to watch football, drink beer, and eat large pieces of charred animal flesh with other males. Their comradery will help to raise our testosterone levels to avoid the dreaded IMS. The other half a day would be a weeknight of sorts. We would require more meat, and a few drinks then too. Comradery of friends would be necessary also. Just a few easy steps to avoid the dreaded IMS.

Yeah, that's it. Fight IMS!!!

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