Can't Quote This

"Writers should be read, but neither seen nor heard." - Daphne Du Maurier (I like this one. I am not seen, except for my eye, or heard.)

"Why care for grammar as long as we are good." - Artemus Ward (I bet he was good friends with Master Yoda.)

"When your work speaks for itself, don't interupt." - Henry John Kaiser (What about when your work speaks 'half assed effort?')

"I base everything on the fact that all men are basically just 7 years old." - Joan Collins (Understandable for a woman who is 124, there are no men in her age group.)

"My brain is my second favorite organ." - Woody Allen (I really think Woody, and his all appropriate name, needs to start a porn career. I'd love to see him star opposite of Jenna Jameson.)

"There is less in this than meets the eye." - Tallulah Bankhead (That sounds so fulfilling. She should write commercial jingles or Hallmark cards.)