Improved Quotes - NOW with Commentary

I've been doing quotes I hear, and quotes I get on my cell phone for a while now. I've decided to make it more entertaining. I'm going to add commentary to it, where i see fit. I know I'll run into some in the future where its just a kick ass quote that I don't wanna touch. This week though... not the case.

"I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typwriters." - Solomon Short (I wonder what his opinion of blogs would be?)

"The best way to become a successful writer is to read good writing, remember it, and then forget where you remember it from." - Gene Fowler (The ultimate guide to plaigerism)

"We must live as we think, otherwise we shall end up thinking as we have lived." - Paul Bourget (How about if we just think that we live, so we live as we think, but not as we really live?)

"Have we not all one father?" - Bible (Does that mean that every woman I have had sex with was my sister? EWWW!!!)

"Welcome anything that comes to you, but do not long for anything else." - Andr T Gide (I'd like to hear him say that after meeting a few beggers in Chicago.)

"The lovin' only lasts so long. Looks fade. If she can cook, that will last forever." - Some drunk guy at Mardis Gras (That has to be the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. I think I'm going to put that in my wedding vows when I get married in 15 years.)