Punxsutawney Phil is a Biznitch

Many have heard of that character known as Punxsatawnee Phil. He is a bitch. Yes, his predictions mean nothing to me. I rely on a much more powerful and more accurate source. Now, one may wonder, where would I find such a source? It was in the very house I lived in. I shall change her name, to protect the innocent. Her name shall be….
Doom-Peace.



Yes, that is her. She goes by many other names too. She is also known as, the Foo Fighter. In this picture, we can see the Foo Fighter pinning her opponent, but it also shows off some of her other features of great power.



On her back, you may notice a lightning bolt. Those don’t grow on trees, those DESTROY trees. Notice the stripes on her sides? Yes, those are the characteristic stripes of the Liger, which we all know are bred for their skills in magic. I know that each of you accept her mighty power now that I have given you Doom-Peace AKA the Foo Fighter’s references.

She is the predictor of the coming of spring. She isn’t a little bitch like Punkabitchy Phil, oh no. She saw the sun today. She saw her shadow. She basked in it. She enjoyed it. Spring will be here early this year. Rejoice, but not just this second. There were a few clouds. So expect a little more winter. Doom-Peace has made her decision, and it is so.