Barney Loves You

It's finally happened. Someone cracked open a dinosaur leg fossil, and got at the marrow in the bone. They then soaked it in something, and got the hardened fossil to become soft and fleshy. Got marrow and blood vessells, soft and pliable, from a 70 million year old T-Rex.

Now, all we have to do, is luck into a little DNA, and we can clone the critter, and everyone can have their very own Dino or Barney. We all know dinosaurs are purple, which would work well for me. Who wouldn't want a pet Dinosaurus Tex?

We can clone thousands of them, and drop them off in North Korea and Iran. They'll eat the cities, and if they get radioactive they'll get really big, like Hogzilla, and eat bigger stuff. They'll be even more powerful than the clone army of Yao Mings from China, or our current clone army of Shaq Attacks.

AMERICA WILL BE STRONG AND CONQUOR ALL WHO DO NOT AGREE WITH US 100% OF THE TIME, AND DO NOT ACKNOWLEDGE OUR PERFECTION!!!!!

*runs away giggling like a schoolgirl*