Babysitting the Queen, Prequel

Tomorrow, I will be traveling a bit to babysit the queen again. I must travel to actual Chicago, instead of being in my usual undisclosed location near Chicago, so that I may watch over the Queen, whom also goes by the name of the Foo Fighter.

Babysitting the Foo Fighter is no simple task. The Foo Fighter is very demanding, and requires much to satisfy her fickle tastes. It is here, where I shall chronicle the adventures of babysitting our high and exhaulted majesty.

Behold the Queen. For she is powerful, unwavering, and demanding. To oppose her is suicide, to serve her is not just a blessing, but any mere peasents duty.