Santa's Terror Cell
The first terrorist attack of yet another war has begun.
Santa has begun sending reindeer out to attack innocent civilians.
Political analysts believe this is in response to years of exile on the north pole, and being forced into labor camps with elves, creating toys for the religious right's children. The centuries of abuse have finally built up, and Santa has resorted to terrorist tactics to try to return to civilization, and end being a victim to slave labor.
dubs is confused as to what to do, since he had considered Santa an ally, and had been sending him military and humanitarian aid. He is hoping the story of the reindeer mauling an elderly couple in Finland is false.
Dick "Dicksputin the Dark" Cheney thinks we should just nuke the north pole.
posted by Michael at 9/26/2005 10:19:00 PM
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3 Comments:
figures. it all makes sense now...i knew santa and that damn rudolph were eyein' me last year at the mall.
finally my fear of santa claus is justified!
tasha, it might have also had to do with santa's insatiable sexual appetite...
marieke, why does this not surprise me. Luckily, I never had that fear. I was terrified of Grimace and Ronald McDonald. To this day I'm trying to figure out what Grimace is besides a pained expression.
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