BEHOLD!!! The Power of Cheese

An 18 year old girl (who happens to be a mental giant) saw 4 men bring a clear plastic bag filled with a white substance into their house. She just knew it was coke, or heroin, something white and powdery and oh so good for her. So, she hired a hitman to take em out, so she could get the drugs, and sell em.

Turned out the hitman was an undercover cop. And the drugs were a big ass block of queso fresco, the crumbly white cheese that tastes oh so yummy on your taco.

So, now she is on trial for 4 counts of attempted murder and 4 counts of soliciting a murder. (The cops got her a gat, and some fake ammo, and they actually raided the house.)

Life in prison for some cheese.

(would make a Green Bay Packer comment, but knows he would get his ass kicked.)