Answers to Matt's Questions
Matt asked questions. I shall answer them.
What is the meaning of life?
The question that has plaiged mankind since before crystal Pepsi. If you were to ask Conan the Barbarian, he would tell you "to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women." That is when we pat Ah-Nold on the head, and tell him to stick to (or just go back to if you've seen the flab he is now) weightlifting. No, the real meaning of life was discovered by none other than Bill S. Preston Esquire and Ted Theodore Logan of Wylde Stallions!!! They lived by the creed of be cool to each other. That is the meaning of our existance.
Actually, come to think of it, the world would be better if we just worshipped the teachings of Keanu Reeves. He is Neo. The chosen one. Plus he made a good surfer/cop in point break. Yes, that is the meaning of life... Keanu Reeves.
On episode one three nine dash six, act two scene one of, Star Trek: The Next Generation, when counselor Troy bends over slightly to grab a glass of water off the table in the ready room, wasn’t that cool?
Actually... no it wasn't. Troy was a tease, and she knew it. The woman got off on making guys and/or women stare, while she wore tight outfits, and read their minds while they thought about various ways of molesting her. Then, she'd take those thoughts, go back to her quarters, and pleasure herself with her di-lithium powered, 15 inch, self lubricating, battery operated buddy.
Also what would your suggestions be for college graduates who are entering the work force with degrees in creative writing and women’s studies?
Not exactly degree's in specific job catagories, where one would instantly go into a particular field. Still, those who would get a degree in creative writing would odds are have the ultimate goal of writing, and being published. To one who has that goal, I suggest getting a job in a field that the individual can deal with, but leaves adequate free time for writing. Eventually, the individual will get some works published, get income from those, and if they are really talented and/or lucky make enough money from writing to do just that-write.
Although, the combo would potentially allow them to get a job working in a gentlemen's club, studying the women and writing about them. At least that is what I would do.
What is the meaning of life?
The question that has plaiged mankind since before crystal Pepsi. If you were to ask Conan the Barbarian, he would tell you "to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women." That is when we pat Ah-Nold on the head, and tell him to stick to (or just go back to if you've seen the flab he is now) weightlifting. No, the real meaning of life was discovered by none other than Bill S. Preston Esquire and Ted Theodore Logan of Wylde Stallions!!! They lived by the creed of be cool to each other. That is the meaning of our existance.
Actually, come to think of it, the world would be better if we just worshipped the teachings of Keanu Reeves. He is Neo. The chosen one. Plus he made a good surfer/cop in point break. Yes, that is the meaning of life... Keanu Reeves.
On episode one three nine dash six, act two scene one of, Star Trek: The Next Generation, when counselor Troy bends over slightly to grab a glass of water off the table in the ready room, wasn’t that cool?
Actually... no it wasn't. Troy was a tease, and she knew it. The woman got off on making guys and/or women stare, while she wore tight outfits, and read their minds while they thought about various ways of molesting her. Then, she'd take those thoughts, go back to her quarters, and pleasure herself with her di-lithium powered, 15 inch, self lubricating, battery operated buddy.
Also what would your suggestions be for college graduates who are entering the work force with degrees in creative writing and women’s studies?
Not exactly degree's in specific job catagories, where one would instantly go into a particular field. Still, those who would get a degree in creative writing would odds are have the ultimate goal of writing, and being published. To one who has that goal, I suggest getting a job in a field that the individual can deal with, but leaves adequate free time for writing. Eventually, the individual will get some works published, get income from those, and if they are really talented and/or lucky make enough money from writing to do just that-write.
Although, the combo would potentially allow them to get a job working in a gentlemen's club, studying the women and writing about them. At least that is what I would do.
posted by Michael at 1/19/2006 01:01:00 PM
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