Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Don't Film Yourself and 6 Other Guys...
Remember that big, shocking, controversy during the Bubba years? No, not the Monica under the desk one. (Is that all you sex starved Republicans can think of?) No, the "don't ask don't tell" policy. Yeah, the policy that got conservatives in an uproar because a gay man could get into the military, and got liberals in an uproar because it didn't guarentee a gay or lesbians right to openly be who they are. (I look back on that one as a good move, since it was a step in the right direction.)
Well, it appears someone forgot to add onto it that as a male soldier, you shouldn't get paid to have sex with other men and have that video broadcast on the net. I'd consider being a gay prostitute/porn star wouldn't go well with the military, but thats me. I figure it ranks with being a hetero prostitute porn star in the military.
(begin tangent)
Prostitution and soldiers don't go well together, unless it is just paying for them in 'Nam... then its ok. Unless the soldier is married. Yeah... that' s it.
Hmmm... I wonder if there are working women in Iraq. Must be harder to spot than it was in 'Nam. In 'Nam (at least according to Full Metal Jacket) they dressed the part, and said things like "10 dolla, me love you long time."
For some reason I can't picture someone in a burka pulling that one off.
(that was a bit of an odd tangent, now wasn't it?)
Now where was I. Oh yes, gay prostitution and soldiers.
Yeah, I'm against American Soldiers doing porn... be it within our own borders, or shoving things up detainee's bums and taking pictures of it in the name of national security. They are both bad.
To all the other guys out there, doing what they should be doing, and trying to make the world a better place, thanks. I know I couldn't do it. (and no, not because I'd be doing porn. Get your minds out of the gutter. Jeepers.)
Well, it appears someone forgot to add onto it that as a male soldier, you shouldn't get paid to have sex with other men and have that video broadcast on the net. I'd consider being a gay prostitute/porn star wouldn't go well with the military, but thats me. I figure it ranks with being a hetero prostitute porn star in the military.
(begin tangent)
Prostitution and soldiers don't go well together, unless it is just paying for them in 'Nam... then its ok. Unless the soldier is married. Yeah... that' s it.
Hmmm... I wonder if there are working women in Iraq. Must be harder to spot than it was in 'Nam. In 'Nam (at least according to Full Metal Jacket) they dressed the part, and said things like "10 dolla, me love you long time."
For some reason I can't picture someone in a burka pulling that one off.
(that was a bit of an odd tangent, now wasn't it?)
Now where was I. Oh yes, gay prostitution and soldiers.
Yeah, I'm against American Soldiers doing porn... be it within our own borders, or shoving things up detainee's bums and taking pictures of it in the name of national security. They are both bad.
To all the other guys out there, doing what they should be doing, and trying to make the world a better place, thanks. I know I couldn't do it. (and no, not because I'd be doing porn. Get your minds out of the gutter. Jeepers.)
posted by Michael at 2/28/2006 07:37:00 PM
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3 Comments:
The red type gives your arguement a divine quality. Gay soldier porn...put me on a space ship to mars, quick.
Not to mitigate the contribution that our soldiers are making, but the brightest crayons in the box usually have opportunities other thanthe military. I just heard that the Army just inducted the lowest-scoring group of recruits ever. So...you can't blame them for not inferring that getting paid for porn would be a "bad thing."
matt - I liked the red to. made it look all special-like.
jenni - heehee... you said mitigate. You really are a lawyer... LMAO
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