Pre-Emptive Strike is Necessary

I've just realized, the biggest threat to global security isn't key in the middle east.

Not North Korea either.

Venezuela? Still wrong.

Its the Swiss.

They've had it planned out for practically a century, with their so called "neutrality." It's allowed them to amass a fortune in their banks that all the rich people use, along with their sales of chocolate. They've built an empire because of it.

They've also managed to get their soldiers to be welcome occupants of a very powerful nation: Vatican City.

I have reason to believe, the Swiss are going to spearhead a Coup De'tat in the Vatican, and replace the Pope with a puppet one. By doing so, they will take control of the entire Roman Catholic population on the planet.

The Catholics will then begin to overthrow every nation on the planet. We will all be forced under the tyranical reign of the Swiss.

This is why we should have a joint pre-emptive strike on Switzerland and the Vatican. We will have to go through Italy to attack either. If they don't allow us, we'll attack them, because you are either with us or against us.

If they want proof, isn't this plan enough? I mean, c'mon... its as plain as day. The Swiss have positioned themselves to do so.

Be prepared my fellow American's for a long struggle, as the Swiss army with their poofy hats are a force to be reckoned with.