No Soup For You!!!

The city of Las Vegas has banned soup kitchens for the homeless. Seems residents are taking issue with the 12,000 homeless in Vegas clamoring about outside of them trying to actually eat. Shame on the homeless for wanting to have a daily fix of food.

The city isn't banning its crowded shelters though, that have even longer lines than the soup kitchens.

I've got another idea though. Since we are supposed to accept people sneaking into our country, and working here, why don't we just start filling up planes, trains, and automobies of homeless, and dropping them off in foreign countries. That way we have a bit of an exchange going on.

To make things a little bit better money wise, we'll send each homeless person off with $50. That's enough cash to jump start these countries economies. $50 will buy some silver bracelets, a new outfit, and even a bottle of their finest spirits.

Win/win situation, right?