Person Of The Year 2006
It took me a long time to determine who the person of the year for the year 2006 would be.
So long in fact, its now 2007. The extra time allowed me to figure out it wasn't a single person, but a group of people. Yes, the all appropriate cop out, just like TIME magazine and their "you" award. So, 2006's person of the year is....
Republicans.
By shedding their sheep's clothing, and showing that they aren't the moral do gooder's of society, the world has become a better place. Tom DeLay's indictment, Mark Foley writing lewd love letters to little boys, Dick Cheney shooting some dude in the face, Donald Rumsfeld getting canned, Rush Limbaugh attacking Michael J. Fox for having Parkinson's... the list can go on forever.
Thanks to them, the new Congress is marked D instead of R. We might actually see some improvement around the place now... at least I hope we do.
(Person of the Year 2005)
(Person of the Year 2004)
So long in fact, its now 2007. The extra time allowed me to figure out it wasn't a single person, but a group of people. Yes, the all appropriate cop out, just like TIME magazine and their "you" award. So, 2006's person of the year is....
Republicans.
By shedding their sheep's clothing, and showing that they aren't the moral do gooder's of society, the world has become a better place. Tom DeLay's indictment, Mark Foley writing lewd love letters to little boys, Dick Cheney shooting some dude in the face, Donald Rumsfeld getting canned, Rush Limbaugh attacking Michael J. Fox for having Parkinson's... the list can go on forever.
Thanks to them, the new Congress is marked D instead of R. We might actually see some improvement around the place now... at least I hope we do.
(Person of the Year 2005)
(Person of the Year 2004)
posted by Michael at 1/02/2007 05:18:00 PM
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3 Comments:
I personally believe it should have been Saddam, but whatevah.
Why Saddam? Didn't he mostly just sit in confinement all year?
Plus, you could argue that the only reason he was important in recent years was because the Republicans made it so. Saddam Saddam Saddam (forget about Osama).
Because I like saddam more than I like most republicans, that's why he should be person of the year.
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