Conservative Christian, Right-Wing Republican, Straight, White, American Males by Todd Snider

(my attempt at deciphering the lyrics)

Conservative Christian
Right-Wing Republican,
Straight, White, American Males
Gay bashing, Black fearing,
War fighting, Tree killing
Regional leaders of self
Frat housing, keg tapping,
Shirt tucking, back slapping
Haters of hippies like me
Tree hugging, peace loving,
Pot smoking, porn watching,
Lazy ass hippies like me.

Peace loving, love making
Pro choicing, Gay Wedding,
Widespread digging hippies like me,
Skin color blinded, conspiracy minded
Protesters of corporate greed
We who have nothing
And most likely will,
'til we all end up locked up in jails,
By Conservative Christian,
Right-Wing Republican,
Straight, White, American Males.

Diamonds and dogs,
Boys and girls,
Living together
In two seperate worlds,
Following leaders of mountains of shame,
Looking for someone to blame.
I know who I like to blame...

Conservative Christian,
Right-Wing Republican,
Straight, White, American Males.
Soul saving, flag waving,
Rush loving, land paving,
Personal friends to the Quayles
Quite diligently working so hard to keep
The free reigns of this democracy,
From tree hugging, peace loving,
Pot smoking, bare footing,
Folk singing hippies like me.
Tree hugging, Peace loving,
Pot smoking, porn watching,
Lazy ass hippies like me.