May 08, 2005

Slurpees & Sushi, Together At Last

The conveniance stores aren't cutting it anymore. Their demographic doesn't make them as much money as it used to. Once, a man buying gas, cigarettes, and the latest issue of "Throb" was enough to keep them going. Now, things have changed, and the stores are offering more upscale items.

So say goodbye to getting that slim jim, cheese popcorn, and cup of coffee for breakfast everyday. In the next few years, a hotdog that has sat under a heat lamp for 3 days is going to be replaced by raw fish that has sat at room temperature for three days. Just what I always wanted to eat with my 2 gallon slurpee.

Aren't advancements wonderful?

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