June 14, 2006

Bestest Friends In the Whole Wide World

The police stop a man and question him about some stolen property, so he runs off with his dog.

Pan over to the high speed chase down a country road. Loud speed banjo style country music plays in the background. Squad cars with lights blazing and sirens blaring behind the dust of a faded red old pick-up truck. In the drivers seat sits the suspected theif, and in the passangers seat, his faithful companion, his pet pit-bull.

As he drives to get away, his canine pal gets thrown around on the bumpy road, getting bumped into windows. Eventually the dog gets angry, and... bites the guys nose off.

Chase ends. Dude goes to hospital, then jail. Doggy goes to shelter.

The End.

2 Comments:

Blogger adem said...

Is that the plot for the next Disney film??? Maybe the ending needs to be worked on..

Wed Jun 14, 06:59:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Matt said...

thats the best thing I've read all week! thanks.

Wed Jun 14, 07:31:00 PM CDT  

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