Dead Woman Shot More Dead

Lovely Rio. Place of one of the highest murder rates in the world. A woman sadly dies of a heart attack. At her funeral, there is a nearby gunfight between police and drug lords. A stray bullet strikes the coffin, and hits the deceased in the hip.

"This is just too sad. My God, to get shot after death," a reporter quoted the deceased sister. I can think of something sadder, and much worse... to get shot when you're still alive!!!

Yes, disturbing that it happened and all, but when I'm dead and being buried, I'd gladly take a bullet for any of you. I mean that.