Moral Majority Leader Indicted by Grand Jury

Well, the leader of the house, Tom DeLay has been indicted by a grand jury with criminal conspiracy in his home state of Texas.

Of course Tommy thinks its all a witch hunt. He is temporarily stepping down from his spot in congress, to respond to the situation.

Sorry buddy, but witch hunts are based on things like BJ's and shoes. Things that aren't against the law (in most states), but everyone makes a big to do over. Shady campaign contributions, that's actually illegal, and merits investigation.