Weight Loss by Tequilla?
Its been found in some research that the blue agave cactus may help people lose weight. The bad news is, that once its been distilled to tequilla it loses that effect. (Had to be too good to be true, didn't it?)
I don't think the writer of this article has ever gotton drunk on tequilla though. They state "Now a team of 20 Guadalajara scientists think the plant's powers may extend well beyond its well-known potential for euphoric alcoholic highs to helping us lose weight and lower our cholesterol."
Euphoric alcoholic highs my ASS!!! Tequilla is known for the three f's: fighting, fucking, and forgetting. There is no peace and euphoria to be found in tequilla (unless you count some sort of euphoria after violent sex that you will forget about.)
I don't think the writer of this article has ever gotton drunk on tequilla though. They state "Now a team of 20 Guadalajara scientists think the plant's powers may extend well beyond its well-known potential for euphoric alcoholic highs to helping us lose weight and lower our cholesterol."
Euphoric alcoholic highs my ASS!!! Tequilla is known for the three f's: fighting, fucking, and forgetting. There is no peace and euphoria to be found in tequilla (unless you count some sort of euphoria after violent sex that you will forget about.)
posted by Michael at 9/28/2005 04:52:00 PM
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In my experience, tequila goes along with a lot of vomiting...
oh man...I love the tequila.
in moderation. that shit is dangerous.
it is the ONLY hard alcohol that I've had where you don't feel the effects in your head. You don't SEEM drunk, but you are...and you just don't notice it.
man. as I stated before, that shit is dangerous.
amen to the 3 F's!!
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