Big Government
Yup, the feds. Government. Republican's are supposedly against big Government, and Democrats want it, right?
How's this for big government...
A couple was moving, and decided to pay off their credit card.
Seems their payment was too big for their normal paying off of debt... so...
THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY was brought in. Paying off a credit card might possibly mean you are a TERRORIST so the DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY must be brought in using their power brought by THE PATRIOT ACT for EVERY GOOD AMERICAN'S protection.
Yes, thanks to THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY stepping in, and freezing this families assets until an investigation was done, we are free of the TERRORIST threat imposed by them.
Thank you DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY and THE PATRIOT ACT for keeping me safe from this threat.
Thank you GEORGE "dubs" BUSH for creating THE PATRIOT ACT, THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY, and the TERROR ALERT.
I wouldn't know how many threats like those people posed to me, with their TERRORIST-like ways of paying off their credit card are around, without each and every one of those.
Thank you once again for your small, unobtrusive, government. I feel safe and free just thinking about it.
How's this for big government...
A couple was moving, and decided to pay off their credit card.
Seems their payment was too big for their normal paying off of debt... so...
THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY was brought in. Paying off a credit card might possibly mean you are a TERRORIST so the DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY must be brought in using their power brought by THE PATRIOT ACT for EVERY GOOD AMERICAN'S protection.
Yes, thanks to THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY stepping in, and freezing this families assets until an investigation was done, we are free of the TERRORIST threat imposed by them.
Thank you DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY and THE PATRIOT ACT for keeping me safe from this threat.
Thank you GEORGE "dubs" BUSH for creating THE PATRIOT ACT, THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY, and the TERROR ALERT.
I wouldn't know how many threats like those people posed to me, with their TERRORIST-like ways of paying off their credit card are around, without each and every one of those.
Thank you once again for your small, unobtrusive, government. I feel safe and free just thinking about it.
posted by Michael at 3/07/2006 04:23:00 PM
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3 Comments:
Thanks for giving me yet another reason to procrastinate on paying off my credit card bill. Holy shit.
Damn.
And to think of the stuff we don't hear about.
It's a good thing the government is on the 8-ball about this...BUT CAN'T HANDLE PREPARATION AND RESPONSE TO A HURRICANE! Aughhh!
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