Stone Sour....

Well, I acquainted everyone with Lacuna Coil a week before the show... here's your quick acquaintance with Stone Sour.

The concert was phenomenal. I'll do a full review later.

Payton Manning - He Gives

Lacuna Coil - Falling Again

Next Tuesday, I'll be at the House of Blues Watching this band, open for Stone Sour.

I'm excited. Italian Goth Metal rocks.

What Would Danny Tanner Say?

"Why couldn't you be more wholesome, like DJ or Stephanie?"

Too bad they look more like Fonzi threw up on them than anything else.

Condilicious

Earworms

Thought I'd share what I've been listening to almost religiously lately. Its an eclectic mix, from Gypsy punk to 50 cent mashed up with NIN...

1. Start Wearing Purple by Gogol Bordello - Gypsy Punk... Its all Marieke's fault. For that I thank her.
2. (Closer) In Da Club by 50 Cent and NIN - How these two songs go so well together, I don't know... they just do.
3. Socio by Stone Sour - I'll be seeing Stone Sour in a week and a half at the House of Blues... so the last disc has been getting a lot of play... especially this song.
4. 27 Jennifers by Mike Doughty - Mike Doughty used to be the vocalist for Soul Coughing. I've been picking up his solo stuff... Different from SC... but I'm liking it.
5. You've got to hide your love away by Eddie Vedder - Pearl Jam may have died for me a long time ago... but it seems like Eddie can sing almost any old song and make it all his own and still sound good. Even does it with the Beatles.
6. To the Edge by Lacuna Coil - They're opening for Stone Sour, and I'm more hyped up to see LC. Cristina Scabbia is just an amazing vocalist. Plus we are talking Italian Goth Metal.
7. Nowhere to Go by Mushroomhead - I've been listening to this band almost non stop for 5 years now. Its almost scary how much I like them.
8. Vermillion part 2. (bloodstone mix) by Slipknot - Corey Taylor being lead vocalist for Slipknot and Stone Sour made me dig up this one.
9. Roses From My Friends by Ben Harper - This song is about as depressing as they come. I heard it for the first time at just the right time... and it will stick with me forever.
10. Flake by Jack Johnson with Ben Harper - I've been listening to this one more so for Ben's slide guitar work at the end. I've seen a few live clips of him playing... and its amazing what he can really do. This is simple in comparison.
    

Greatest Spammer Name EVER!!!

DeJesus Rudolph.

Now that screams class.

I'd like to thank the guy/programmer/random name generator in some third world country for spamming my yahoo account with this one. I think this may be the name of my first born son.

Sloth Love Chunk

And for your Monday morning... excessive cuteness. We all need some time to time.

In Honor of International Women's Day...

I must post... the most politically incorrect, foul, and crude jokes I can think of.

Why?

Because its my protest to no International Man's day... Unless you count Steak and Blowjob day, which is up on March 14th.

Now... On to the truly horrible jokes:

How come women's feet are smaller than mens?
so they can get closer to the sink to wash dishes.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
nothing. You already told her twice.

Why is it called PMS?
Because mad cow disease was already taken.

What's the most intelligent thing to ever come out of a woman's mouth?
Einsteins cock.


Ok... I'll be back to my normal, non sexist self tomorrow.

George Carlin on Religion

Two blogs I read on a regular basis, talked a bit on religion, and it made me think about something I saw years ago.

George Carlin is just too funny. This also points out how well some of us take someone poking fun at our religion, while some others can't.

Mommy and Daddy Have the Same Mommy and Daddy

Love, what a wonderful thing... brother and sister love... in the bedroom...

EEEEEK!!!

A couple surprisingly NOT from Tennessee wants to end a law banning incest. See, they are brother and sister, and in love. They've had several children.

Now, I find this disgusting, but that's not a valid argument, since I find things like homosexual sex disgusting, along with snoballing and cleveland steamers. I'll support anyones right to do those, but not incest.

The couple uses all the reasoning of the entire gay marriage thing.

There's one problem though... a brother and a sister can reproduce. Why should it be illegal for them to spit out kids, while people with handicaps can legally?

They claim kids from brother and sister aren't going to turn out with problems, as their oldest was born two months early, has epilepsy, and learning disabilities. Their second child has "special needs." But, according to them, that's normal.

Too BAD. So SAD. Its not discrimination. This isn't a case of genders or race. I have yet to hear of a group of people on earth that only find their relatives sexy. It isn't a case of you were born like this.

This is a case of two people having sex, and producing a litter of mutants. No mutants. No babies with flippers, three heads, and a bright red baboon butt.

You two are sick. Get help.

The Real Axis Of Evil

Yeah, dubs was wrong again. Typical.

We don't need to worry about Iran, North Korea, Syria, Iraq, the Palestinians, or any of those so called problem areas. The true problem as we recently found out, is the Swiss.

After all these years of pretending to be neutral, they invaded Liechtenstein for a couple hours.

The Swiss claim it was an "accident."

I for one, won't believe their swisserly lies. I bet they have WMDs, IEDs, MRIs, IVPs, and even VDs. Its even rumored they have little pocket knives with forks on them that can be used to kill the mighty Grizzly Bear.

They must be stopped at all costs.

Please dubs, come to your senses... declare "nuke-yeller" war on the swiss.

Greatest Music Video EVER!!!

I know whenever I find a music video that I love, I have a tendency to call it the greatest ever.

Happened with Paxilback by Gray Kid.

Happened with What's up Fatlip by Fatlip.

Happened with Windowlicker by Aphex Twin.

Its happened again...