Goth Chicks and Squirrels

Foamy Fan Mail 6 - Foamy reads more fan mail. Insults Fatkins dieters, stupid people, and many others. Funny shit. No appearances by Germaine or her boobs.

Hiltons

Gotta love that there Hilton girl. Great fucking idea out of her. Hey, I'm heir to a billion dollar empire. Wouldn't it be great, if I got naked, fucked a few guys, and had it taped? Then I can make PORN STAR MONEY!!! Great idea princess.

I don't get peoples fascinations with the wench anyway. She looks anorexic. Plus the blonde thing died in 1992, with poison and all the hair metal bands. I just don't get it. She's too skinny, flat chested, and has NO ass. Not exactly what I'm looking for in quality porn.

Its the typical american male thing. Give em some skanky blonde (Pam Anderson?), the ability to read, shove a cock in thier mouths and you have 10 million guys getting excited. Our society is set up to reverse evolve. I think the less intelligent people are more likely to breed often.

Paris, don't film yourself having sex anymore. We didn't need a second tape. Especially one with a backdoor boy in it. I don't think you smoking cock and joints on film is gonna help you with business negotiations when your forty. Think about your future.

Unless of course, you want your future to be gang bangs and phat blunts.

Can I Get a Hit?

paris hilton sex video of when i fucked the olsen twins before they were famous while michael jackson watched. there were tits and naked celeb parts everywhere. We took a poll on the presidential election, and George Bush and John Kerry had concentual gay sex, while ralph nader joined in some states.
None of that Actually Happened. I'm wondering if me putting together such a lovely group of words and phrases, somehow nets me a lot of website hits. It is possible. I mean, I mentioned sex and politics.
Questions, comments, concerns?

Coffee Update

I have since purchased the Gold Coast blend, and had it as a cappacino, and as a cup of regular, black coffee. I like it so far. Its a strong coffee, but not as strong as Sumatran. This one has a nutty aroma. Its the dank cup of coffee I would give to a coffee amatuer, who is used to the big can of Hills Brothers. Good, flavorful, but not overpowering.

Nobody Hates The Chocolate

I was in a HORRIBLE mood today. This cured my mood. It may be temporary, but I don't care.
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New Video Game Strategy

After reading this, I feel the desperate need to play this game with this guys strategy. Its sick, its twisted, its hilarious. Its the Sims 2. A tale of debauchery and murder.

New Sims Strategy

Coffee Addiction

I have an addiction to coffee. It all started out, as me getting my arm twisted by my girlfriend to get some coffee at Starbucks. Two sips into my Caramel Macchiato and I was hooked. Me being the poor and cheap bastard that I am, needed to find a way to get my coffee fix cheaper. I knew that the standard, folgers, pre-ground brewed by Mr. Coffee wasn't going to cut it. So, I bought a little espresso machine for $30, and went to the grocery store and bought half a pound of coffee from the bulk bins. This is where the story begins to get extreme.

I was trying different types of coffee. Mostly the flavors. Caramel. Angels Kiss. Tiramisu. Then, I randomly decided to try the Guatamalan Antigua, just to see if region made a difference in the flavor. OH MY GREAT GROOVY GOODNESStm* it does. I found yet another new way to explore the flavors of coffee.

By this time, I now owned a coffee grinder. So, I began buying whole beans from Starbucks, grinding my coffee fresh for each pot. I've tried several types of coffee, from various sources, and am looking for more. Any suggestions would be appreciated.

Guatamalen Antigua: This one has been my favorite for cappacino. Its got this caramel background flavor that is just simply yummy.

Kenyan (AA): This has been my favorite to make plain, regularly brewed coffee. Its a full flavored coffee, with berry subtones.

Costa Rican: I didn't care for this one. Its been a while since I had it, I just remember it tasted kind of burnt. Took me a while to finish it off.

Ethiopian Sidamo: Not bad, but not great. Has a citrus like background, which doesn't work for me. As black coffee, or espresso, I can drink it. Once dairy products touch it, it goes downhill quickly.

Sumatran: This coffee is dirty, filthy goodness. VERY strong. Earthy aroma to it. Something I will keep in stock on. Has worked in all of my coffee making ways (reg brew and espresso/cappacino).

Next to try on my list is this Gold Coast Blend from Starbucks. They have it listed as if you like Guatamalan or their espresso blend, to try it. I also want to try some Jamaican Blue Mountain, since I found a website that sells it (expensive coffee, thats why I have an interest LOL). I also plan on buying a coffee press sometime soon, to give that method of brewing a try.

Any hints/suggestions would be appreciated.

Todd Snider

Just for my introductory post of info that isn't on this site, I thought I'd start out with something I am an avid fan of, music. My listening tastes cover all grounds (Pantera, Tupac, Sinatra, Ben Harper, Tool, Mushroomhead, the Ying Yang Twins, Tom Petty, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Evenescence, Lacuna Coil, System of a Down, Rage Against the Machine, Alice In Chains, the Union Underground.....)

I have an artist I am a huge fan of, by the name of Todd Snider. He is an alternative country/folk/rock singer/songwriter (say that ten times fast). Man will write lyrics that will make you laugh, then turn around and write something that will make you cry. Has a slight resemblance vocally to Tom Petty, but his background music leans toward country.

My favorite album of his is "Happy to be Here." Its by far the best CD of his that I've listened to, although I don't have his entire collection as of yet. Keep Off The Grass is a harmonica laden song that is representative of his more upbeat and humorous style. Another stand-out song on the disk is Just In Case, a song about signing a pre-nuptual agreement. "I didn't think, that you would mind, here dumplin, sign this dotted line, whats yours is yours, and what is mine will always be mine... just in case." The Ballad of the Devil's Backbone Tavern is another good, upbeat song, about playing music and drinking beer with old women who own dive bars.

The title track, Happy to Be Here is a song that more people need to pay attention to. It has a bit of a rant on something most of us can relate to. "Seems some politician got busted for something that won't make any difference to me. I'm sure its all true, and I'm tired of this too, but I can't pray for someone to fall. I'll let all them people do what people do, I'm just happy to be here at all."

If your in the mood for sad songs, give a listen to Lonely Girl or Missing You. Both songs have deep lyrics, although there is a population out there that will complain its whiny, and start singing in a southern drawl that thier dog just died. I have no prob if you don't like it, just don't complain to me about it. I'll still listen to it.

The songs I mentioned I could find links to samples on his record companies website, I put links to. His music is hard to find in most stores, I just picked up his most recent cd from Best Buy, and with my purchase of that one disk, they are now sold out of all his cd's. Might be easier to just try Amazon.

Day One - An Idea in Chaos

Welcome to my third edition of being a published member of the blog world. My first intent on this blog was to establish some kind of blog community, with several contributors. It didn't work. Everyone on earth wants to do their own thing. Understandable and respectable.

I changed it to a blog no one I know knew about. Got kinda pointless because I was literally cutting and pasting from my other one onto here almost daily. I then Erased the blog, and saved the non personal, and a couple of the personal posts.

The current purpose of this blog is mostly just to entertain. Cartoon updates, jokes, and of course my fucked up view of the world we live in. I'm going to share this one with lots of folks. I think it will be loved.

I'm practically a Communist I'm so liberal, and proud of the fact. And not a Lenin or Stalin inspired one, more so an original Karl Marx hippy type one. It shows off in my humor, as I tend to make fun of Republicans and conservatives quite often. There is nothing wrong with either, its just like with many groups that are at the far ends, they don't make any sense to the group at the far other. I know the far right thinks I'm nuts. I can't blame em, if I was in their shoes I'd think the same thing too.

I've posted under several names on this blog. Originally, I went by something other than my birth name Michael. The story behind the first is from a visit to a Republican website. An "anonymous" poster decided to call me a toolbox. I told them to call me Mr. Toolbox. So, out of my twisted humor, I created the name and posted on it for quite a while. I'm a goofy bastid. Too bad more people don't have a sense of humor in this world.

Later on, I found people wouldn't take me seriously posting under that name on other blogs. I frequent many political blogs, since by reading the news I do stay informed and have a great passion towards current events. (I do have a serious side.) So, I took a magical poll, and got lucky that my first name won in a very close vote. Glad too, I gave the option of M.C. Peepants as an alternate name. Cool character on Aqua Teen Hunger Force, but not quite a good name for me. I'm much more like Carl.

So, if you enjoy my blog, please read regularly. If you hate my views, or don't get my humor, there are many other blogs out there. Read them. I'm not here like some people, to try to get famous from blogging. I just enjoy the writing outlet, and the time spent making fun of things. Keeps me sane.