No Mac Attack

Oh, think your all cool and elite cuz you have an iMac huh? Your Mac don't have nothing on this Windows computer.

Should I get two or three of em?

Lapdances OK With Parental Supervision

A woman in Nashville thought up the greatest gift of all for her son for his 16th birthday. A party, complete with a stripper. Was family and a few friends (who were under 18 also) enjoying the nekkid gyrations of the exoctic dancer.

The mom, being oh so motherly, took pictures of the party. Its when she had them developed at the local osco drug that the police were called. She was charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor, along with the kids father, and the dancer.

Turns out momma was just as wrong as R. Kelly: sometimes there is something wrong with a little bump and grind, at least when it involves minors.

BIG ASS Cartoon and Video Update

Many Faces - Its amazing how much someones expression can differ from picture to picture. The site says this was not photoshopped in any way, shape, or form.

Light Saber Fun - Not funny or anything. Just lets you play with light sabers. Kept me busy for a good 2 minutes and 17 seconds.

Attack of the Cheese Eating Robots - This game is just too cool. I've only played two games, and my high score is 194. Of course I'm playing on the easy level.

Flip Top Box - Its got a catchy line, a good beat...

Pilot - Not much of an animation, but I like the dialogue.

Super Wedgie - Ever get a wedgie that tore off your underwear... and pants?

Batmobile, lost Its Wheel... - Ok, its not the batmobile. But it lost its wheel.

Snowplow - The karma gods have spoken. You will be OWND!!!

Windowlicker - I was going through some old posts on my personal journal, and found the greatest video of all time on it. Windowlicker by Aphex Twin. This is just way too cool.

Hooked on a Feeling - I have brought you videos by Mr T. I have brought you videos by Carl Lewis. Now, I bring you a music video by... David Hasselhoff.

The Random Ten

• Baby One More Time covered by Dweezil and Ahmet Zappa
• Holding My Own by The Darkness
• Humming by Portishead
• Exaltation by Matisyahu
• Ride Wit Me (John Mayer Remix) by Nelly
• My Ruin by Sevendust
• Istanbul (Not Constantinople) by They Might Be Giants
• Dare by Gorillaz
• Dandelion by Audioslave
• Violent Pornography by System of a Down
  

Star Wars: Episode 3.1 - Thinning of the Herd

Ok, we have to make our own Star Wars movie. Lets see, what will we need. Camcorder. Florescent light bulbs. Gasoline. Matches.

We can take, and fill the light bulbs with the gasoline, light the inside on fire, and duel with em. This is gonna be so cool.

Well, the mental giants who tried that one are now in critical condition in the hospital. Seems flammible liquid in thin glass tubing doesn't make a very safe lightsaber.

Hmmm... This Mean Newsweek was Right?

Remember the huge Newsweek scandel from a week or two ago? The one where they couldn't name their source, so they retracted their message about a Koran being flushed down a toilet. Now, in a newly declassified document, an FBI agent wrote a few interesting things.

"Personally, he has nothing against the United States. The guards in the detention facility do not treat him well. Their behaviour is bad.
"About five months ago, the guards beat the detainees. They flushed a Koran in the toilet.
"The guards dance around when the detainees are trying to pray. The guards still do these things."

Imagine the our reaction to things happening like this:
While in captivity, the US P.O.W.'s were beaten and sodomized by the Vietnamese. They are treated like animals. They desicrated a Soldiers bible by urinating on it.

There would be protests upon protests. Which is exactly what is happening. Conservatives run around claiming being the moral elite, yet condone torture, abuse, and desicrating religious objects to others.

There is nothing moral about that. You can't get much more immoral than what is happening.

Leaders lead by setting examples for others to follow. If we are going to assume leadership in this world, we must practice what we preach. Cowboy diplomacy is not the way to world peace, and freedom from tyranny.

One cannot make a man be free by holding a gun to his head.

For lack of Halfway Original Thought...

:: how jedi are you? ::

Froydian Slip

Froyd found a comic that I absolutely love. I think the guy in the comic is me in about 25 years. Some might say its me now.

(comic in question)

New on Fox - Granny 911

An 86 year old woman called 911 to report an emergency: A pizza place wouldn't deliver to her apartment. She wanted the people in that pizza place to be arrested.

The 911 dispatcher told her that 911 was not for that. She was told not to call anymore. So, the woman called again, and again, and again... 20 times she called 911, in half an hour, so the police were sent out to her apartment.

Upon arriving at the apartment, the 98 pound woman attacked the officer. She scratched him and bit his hand. She was restrained, and arrested for 2 counts of false 911 calls and resisting arrest.

Why is it that the sick dimented person I am wishes they used the Tazer on her. Those things rock. They can drop a 340 pound man on the ground and make him as docile as a baby, as he cries like one. BUT... they would need a camera crew to film it, and put the video on COPS, or America's most wanted. America's Funniest Home Videos would have been good too. I'd love to hear the Bob Saget commentary on that one.

Those Stem Cells

(I stoldid this article from the Democratic Goddesses)

Once again, stem cell research is up for law changing. dubs vows to veto any bill that goes through to advance the research. The house AND the senate, both Republican controlled, favor it. The bill passed the house today.

The bill would allow stem cell's to be removed from excess, unused embryos from fertility clinics. The embryos are destroyed during the process. The objection is that it is taking a life, by destroying the embryo.

So, instead of destroying the embryo to possibly find cures for uncurable diseases, we keep them frozen, until they get thrown out. Destroyed. Yes, all those embryos that dubs is against killing will just get pitched in the garbage. Even if they don't, you can't keep an embryo frozen forever.

Where are all the people in line to get those random embryos emplanted in them so they can give birth to those children? C'mon, its the good Christian thing to do. Use your ability to give birth to save all those innocent babies. Get in line and say "I'm Christian, and I am proud of that. The death of one of those embryos is the death of a baby to me. Implant me with them till I can bear children no more."

I still don't see a line forming...

Viagra For All

Who do you think would be the last group of people you would want to have Viagra? I know many of you would agree that Bob Dole on viagra was disgusting. This is far worse. This is Michael Jackson on viagra bad.

Sex offenders in prison get Viagra for free!!! Yes, old rapists and child molesters can fix their erectile disfunction for free. This is a great group to have running around with a chemically produced hard on that won't go away. They should probably get a pill a day, to keep their libido's up and running, so they can provide their services to the world.

Hillary "Dennis Rodman" Clinton is supporting a bill that would stop this. She's against giving these men who just wanna love stuff fuel for the fire of their loins. By my observations, anything Hillary is for, Republicans are against. So... dubs, big Dick, and all the conservatives want to give Viagra to inmates. I haven't come across any Republican opinions on this one, so it is just an educated guess.

Love it When Tests are Accurate

Oh Yeah... Random Playlist

• Down In a Hole by Alice In Chains
• Piece of Pie by Stone Temple Pilots
• White Boy Day by the Phunk Junkeez
• Goddamn Electric by Pantera
• The Sick by Pig
• Life by Sister Machine Gun
• The New Cult King by Mushroomhead
• Scenario (feat. LONS) by A Tribe Called Quest
• Cars covered by Fear Factory
• Cold Feelings by Social Distortion
  

Cartoons...

Do Over - New Strongbad E-Mail. Strongbad is asked if he could go back and do anything over again.

Biggest Fear - Foamy tells Germaine his biggest fear...

Safety At Work - Its not just your safety...

R.A.B. 13 - The retarded animal babies are back, and doing an... interesting star wars spoof.

DuckTaleZ 3 - What do you get if you cross Ducktales, Dragonball Z...

Doggy 3 Some - Dogs having a threesome on the beach. I think it was almost a 4 some.

Lord Vader... RISE

Ownership Society

As we march into the future of America, each one of us gets bought and sold daily to corporate America. There used to be a day, when a man could sit down with his friends and do what he pleased when he was off work. Not anymore.

A man was sitting down with a group of co-workers in a restaurant drinking Coors. He worked as a warehouse supervisor for Budweiser. The son-in-law of the distributers chief shareholder saw him, and offered to buy him a Budweiser twice, and he refused to take it. Got him fired for drinking the wrong kind of beer.

He wasn't in a work uniform. He wasn't representing the company he worked for. Unfortuneately he forgot that he had "Property of Budweiser" tattooed on his ass. He is their property, not a free man. "We're putting food on your table so you could put it on theirs?"

It is all about the rights of large businesses, not about the rights of the people nowadays.

Revenge of the Sith

I just got back from seeing Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. I shall say, it was good. Tied things together very well. What may have been the greatest lightsaber duel ever. Amazing special effects.

If you want to see great acting and directing, don't see ROTS, or ANY of the 6 star wars movies. Go rent Steel Magnolias or some flick like that. If you want to see a kick ass Sci-Fi movie, go see ROTS. I'll do a bigger review on it later, but change the date to a few weeks ago, since I'll probably end up giving storyline pieces away, and I know very well the last thing some of you want to do is read shit that happens in the story before you see the movie.

God Smites Texans

The people of Texas, most notably those in Houston have begun to be smited by God. God the almighty has begun to send large birds, known as Grackles to attack pedestrians. The agenda of the Neo-cons to kill in his name, slander others, and preach a hateful message has angered the almighty. Now the Grackles, with a two foot wingspan, attack them.

Join me my fellow liberals, and pray for mercy on them for their sins.

WAH!!! They Won't Play Nice!!!

The Senate looks more and more like a sandbox on the playground every day. WAH!!! They are gonna use the filibuster. MOM, make them stop!!! WAH!!! If they take away the fillibuster, we won't talk to them anymore.

Listen little boys and girls, the filibuster has been used by both sides forever. Its not like this is breaking news. The whole REASON why shit is like this is because no one wants to compromise anymore. Compromise means BOTH sides give a little. Someone mentioned men-dating (mandate) a while back and Republicans seem to think they can do whatever they want. The Dems put up a fight, and WAH!!! It was the opposite way most of the years in congress. The Dems had power, and the Republicans would fillibuster.

Crying like a baby, and re-writing every law in the book isn't going to fix the problem. Learning to play nice, communicate effectively, and compromise will. Its something both sides seem to have forgotton.

1 Day

23 hours 28 minutes to be exact....

Darwin's Theory

Survival of the fittest shows its face again. A man attempted to parachute from the second observation deck on the Eiffel tower. His parachute caught the metal and got ripped off. So, our genius plunged down to the second deck, as fast as gravity would accelerate him. He didn't survive. So yet, another weak member of the gene pool is removed from the planet.

Remember kids, jumping off buildings for promotional stunts a.k.a. Jackass promos isn't a good idea. You could fall down go boom.

At least for a change it wasn't someone in North America being the Jackass.

2 Days

Almost there....

Almost there....

I have a bad feeling about this....

Chappelle Not a Crazed Crack Baby!!!

Dave Chappelle is not smoking crack!!! He's not in a looney bin in South Africa. The man got pissed off, and decided to get the fuck out of dodge.

Too many people pulling him one way and the other. The show's third season not going in the direction he wants. So, the man is staying with some friends in South Africa to relax and get his head straight.

That means he could still make the Yummy Brain Gravy supported run for President in 2008!!!

But I Wanna Be Yoda!!!

Star Wars Horoscope for Virgo

You show efficiency when working for a good cause. But you tend to be a bit fussy when it comes to doing something out of the ordinary. Like many Virgos, you want to stay out of the spotlight. You do well at picking up the smallest details. Star wars character you are most like: C3P0

What is Your Star Wars Horoscope?

3 Days

Bring all your shoes and all your glasses... so you have them.

The Bald Chick

No, not Sinead O'Conner. Not Grace Jones either. No, not Sigourney Weaver or Demi Moore. No, she doesn't have cancer. She isn't a Neo-Nazi either. Its ok if you think she is a lesbian though (not my words, hers).

Natalie Portman, AKA Queen Amidala herself is BALD!!! I mean, she is hot for a bald chick, but... the standards for bald women are kind of low. Being sexy isn't everything but... why Natalie why? Bald women roles kill movie careers. Just ask GI Jane. She'll tell you. Being bald is not all that its cracked up to be. I was once a bald man. I'm not anymore. It'll take me years to achieve your former hair length. And that is with a year of no hair cuts so far...

Get a wig.

4 Days

Oh boy this is gonna be great...

Top Ten Spam Subject Lines

According to AOHell, the top ten most common spam subject headlines, are as follows.

• Free Hair Loss DVD
• Whats Your Nutrition IQ?
  
• Hidden Camera the Size of a Quarter
• Dell - Delivery Confirmation #048Q-VBCC6735
• Get 10% Back on Your First Purchase
• Fwd: You Have [6] New Photos @ AOL
• Want a 5 Megapixel Digital Camera?
  
• Enjoy downloading Free Unlimited Music and More
  
• 14 Ways to Survive the Bank Holiday Weekend!
  
• Car shows and classifieds

I disagree, so, I am looking through all my e-mails bulk folders, and finding the ones I get.

• What's Up, ,Please Come See Me, I miss you.
• Hey you,,New Cam Schedule
• Yo, ,Where Ya Been?
• Hey You,,Cam Queen
• Please Her Everytime
• iPod and Car Attachment Giveaway
• Enjoy Complimentary Ice Cream
• Complimentary Star Wars Episode III movie package
• Remove Your Debt the Christian Way
• Claim Your K-Mart Gift Card - $1000 value!
• Trouble Sleeping?
• Christian Cash Assistance is here to Help
• Want to Meet Christian Singles over 30?
• Get a Free Ring Tone!

I will add, "Remove your Debt the Christian way" showed up about 5 times. Throughout that entire list, I had none of the Spam headlines AoHell had.

It does leave me wondering, what is the Christian Way way to remove debt? I wonder where debt consolidation is mentioned in the Bible. What would Jesus do if he had thousands of dollars of credit card debt, a car loan, and a mortgage he couldn't afford? Considering he wouldn't live extravagently, and give all his excess wealth to the needy... I don't think it would apply.

So, what IS the Christian Way to remove debt?

5 Days

It's gonna be here before you know it.

The Saga Continues

Two things.

#1 Entertainment Weekly has a Star Wars Poll

#2 There is going to be two Star Wars TV shows coming out. One is going to be a continuation of "The Clone Wars" cartoon. The other is going to be a sci-fi show that is going to be events happening between Episode III and Episode IV.

Joy!!!

Cartoons and Video and Lernin

Bug In Mouth - New Homestarrunner short, where Homestar gets a bug in his mouth. Might I add, I want to be Bubs.

Bud Light Commercial - It may be shitty beer, but they do make some damn fine commercials.

Napoleon Dance Lesson - This is simply one of the greatest things EVER!!! I could watch it for hours.

Toilet TV

Who here has watched a daytime talk show? I have, although I am more partial to Springer than any other show. Some think that is toilet TV. I disagree, the real culprit of Toilet TV is Oprah.

I lucked into finding a wonderful link to her site: Everybody Poops. Oprah had an entire show about how it should sound, look, and feel when ya take a dump. I love that it had pictures of people in the audience.



Don't they look so happy and enthused? I wish hearing about fecal matter brought me that much joy. Susan on the left suffers from constipation. Maureen, on the right, suffers from diarrhea, constipation, and has hemorrhoids the size of grapes. I guess anal is out then huh Maureen?

Next time someone tells you Springer with gay lesbian tranvestite KKK porn stars is toilet TV, or Maury sending troubled kids to boot camp is toilet TV, tell them who the reigning queen of talking about toilets is... Miss Oprah.

The Ten Songs

• Release by Pearl Jam
• Jesus I/Mary Star of the Sea by Zwan
• Human Behavior by Bjork
• Revolution Man by The Union Underground
• Insane in the Brain by Cypress Hill
• Orgullo by Nonpoint
• Hailies Song by Eminem
• A Good Woman Is Hard To Find by Morphine
• Queer by Garbage
• Final Countdown covered by Laibach
  

6 Days

Be prepared...

American Automobiles

You ever talk to one of those people who refuses to buy an automobile made by Honda, Toyota, Mazda, or some other Japanese company? They then go into some uninformed spiel about American jobs, and supporting foreign companies.

So, here it is, the replacement for the ugliest vehicle ever, the Pontiac Aztec. Pontiac, the company within that huge General Motors corporation. American. Yes, that one. The replacement is the new for 2006 Pontiac Torrent. It will be built in Ontario Canada, although its engine is built in China. How's that for American made?

Fuck those Honda's built in Ohio. General Motors is American.

Some people's ignorance just amuses me to no end.

Although, I fall into one of the bad catagories... to some. My car was built entirely in Japan. Then again, I'd rather support the Japanese economy than the Chinese economy. I have no issues with supporting Canada either. But CHINA?!?!?

Maybe if they got better on human rights and quit intentionally lowering the value of their currency....

Something Good?!?!?!

This is going to be a bit of a shocker, coming from a raving liberal. To add to the shock, it's also coming from an odd source. First off, a little background.

I don't know how many of you have gone to conservative sites like Free Republic, where you find out such things as how liberals want failure in Iraq, or that we all follow and believe every word that comes out of Michael Moores mouth. Both being false, as not only do I want to be wrong on Iraq, I also can't stand Michael Moore. Today, I actually found something good going on in Iraq. I also found it on everyone's favorite Arab news site, Aljazeera.

Women have formed a softball league there. Softball was banned by Saddam Hussein because he felt it was a tool of American Imperialism. Now, there is a league. In a culture where women are told to cover themselves, there are now softball players wearing typical softball uniforms. Their hair is covered by baseball caps, and some wear veils with thier uniforms.

The sad part of things, is that they still have fear for their safety, as the daily trip to practice or play games is dangerous. Due to heat they must practice early or late, which are dangerous times to travel, where they could be kidnapped or killed. They still go though.

I'm still not saying I'm wrong about Iraq. Way too much violence going on to cloud the future of the country. Today I read an article that did give a ray of light poking through those clouds.

(source)

7 Days

Start making Plans now...

Big Belly or Big Butt?

Yes, there is a study going on, as to what diseases women are most likely to get if they store excess fat in their stomachs or butts. Belly has a long list of diseases, while butt only had osteoperosis. Now, if it was actually POSSIBLE to choose, that might make the study make sense. From the results of the study, I'm sure that nothing will change. I doubt women are going to decide to get more calcium in thier diet because they have a big ass.

I do know that odds are more likely for me to be involved with a woman who is more likely to get osteoperosis.

I'm also pretty sure the persons responsible for this study just wanted an excuse to put tape measures on women.

(article)

Conveniance Store Shopping

As previously stated, conveniance stores are trying to be a bit more upscale. So lets see what everyone is most likely to buy from a 7-11, gas station, or any little conveniance store. Now we must assume that all items are fresh, and there is no fear of food poisoning.

• Super Nachos and a gallon of fountain beverage
  
• Andy Griffith sings Old Time Hymns CD
  
• Gas, smokes, and new Porn mag
• Sushi and green tea with honey
• Lottery tickets and coffee
  

Parents Don't Protect Their Ugly Children

Mom's and Dad's across the globe don't care for their ugly children as well as they care for their attractive ones, a study shows. The ugly little kids are less likely to get strapped in to carts. Ugly kids are also allowed to wander further away from their parents. Seems humans are genetically designed to try to lose those embarassing ugly kids.

Amazingly, I took a picture a few years ago, that proves that parents don't want ugly babies. This man and woman, took their ugly child out to the Chicago Auto Show. They put their child on a leash. Then, when they thought no one was looking, they pushed their child in front of a Hummer H2!!!



Does anyone really want an ugly baby? The evidence truly shows they don't.

(article)

Political Profile

Your Political Profile

Overall: 15% Conservative, 85% Liberal

Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

How Liberal / Conservative Are You?

5.1 Surround DVD Music - NIN

When I bought the new Nine Inch Nails disc, I bought the "dual disc." It has a regular CD stereo version of the album on one side, and a 5.1 surround DVD music side. My previous opinions of 5.1 surround music was limited. I had heard two things as surround music before, and my opinions of both were very mixed. The Beastie Boys Anthology DVD's surround was crap, and the Tool DVD's surround was excellent, but not that different from a good stereo sound. Just better fill due to the usage of 5 speakers and a dedicated sub.

So, the NIN disc is the first recording studio to DVD audio I've ever listenened to. Might I add, it truly is a different experiance. The fading from front and back, side to side (kinda like switches) is an amazing effect with the style of music. Its a new experiance listening to the music in this format. I'm going to have to fork over the extra couple bucks with newly recorded music now. I need to check the format out on other genres of music.

So far the songs on the disc that stand out most for me are "All the Love in the World," "The Hand That Feeds," "Every Day is Exactly the Same," and "Only."

Happy Mother's Day From Mr. T

(I Pity the Fool Who Don't Love They Momma!!!)

Slurpees & Sushi, Together At Last

The conveniance stores aren't cutting it anymore. Their demographic doesn't make them as much money as it used to. Once, a man buying gas, cigarettes, and the latest issue of "Throb" was enough to keep them going. Now, things have changed, and the stores are offering more upscale items.

So say goodbye to getting that slim jim, cheese popcorn, and cup of coffee for breakfast everyday. In the next few years, a hotdog that has sat under a heat lamp for 3 days is going to be replaced by raw fish that has sat at room temperature for three days. Just what I always wanted to eat with my 2 gallon slurpee.

Aren't advancements wonderful?

Couple Toons, Lots of Video

Garage Sale - New strongbad e-mail.

Pants Shopping - New Neurotically yours. A good one too. Foamy is attacking the mainstream again.

Strawberry Pancakes - This song makes me wanna dance.

Pizza Palace Is Wired In - If this is the future, I'm moving to a third world country.

Nice Ride - The car that wants to be driven, hard...

Car Stereo - Great commercial for a car stereo

Action=Reaction - For some reason I love this one. Watch her hit the cop, and then what happens afterword. Sad thing is, I can picture her suing for brutality.

Survival of Least Fit - I'm trying to figure out if these critters survived because of mans interferance or not. I just wanna chase em with a sledgehammer while wearing a gorilla costume.

The Happy Happy Joy Joy Song

Weekly music playlist on friday thingy:

1. Only by Nine Inch Nails
2. Willie, Waylon and Me by David Allen Coe
3. One More Saturday Night by the Grateful Dead
4. Metro covered by System of a Down
5. Special by Garbage
6. Chop 'Em Down by Matisyahu
7. New Orleans is a Dying Whore by Down
8. Time of the Preacher by Johnny Cash [vocals, acoustic guitar] with Kim Thayil (soundgarden [electric guitar]), Krist Novacelic (Nirvana [bass]), and Sean Kinney (Alice In Chains [Drums])
9. You Shook Me All Night Long by AC/DC
10. Join In the Chant by Nitzer Ebb

Yeah... I've got an odd taste in music. Industrial rock, country, the dead, metal, alt. rock, hasidic reggae, country with a grunge twist...

Piss Stick For Sale

Pssst...

Yeah you...

Wanna buy a used pregnancy test?

Only $5001.

Its no ordinary pissed on stick, oh no. It was dug out of the garbage, at a hotel, where Brittany Spears may or may not have pissed all over it.

I'll take two, one in purple.

More of That "Junk Science"

Once again, Darwin is on trial. It seems being taught the scientific theory of evolution is polluting the world, and destroying everything we know. Why? Because we won't teach children christianities creationism (which would be a religious theory) in classrooms.

Guess what? If you as a person want to believe in creationism, feel free. If you want to believe in evolution, feel free. Public schools should not be able to pick a religion to teach. Simply put, creationism is religion. Teach your children that. Spend time with them, read them the bible, but don't expect your public school to do so. Not every person is christian, and our public schools are supposed to be unbiased and accessable to everyone.

If Christian theology is taught, then Islam, Hinduism, Taoism, and every other religion needs to be taught as well.

For those who do believe in creationism, and think evolution is junk science, an atheist thinks of creationism this way...

(I am recalling a George Carlin joke to the best of my memory here)
So, what you want me to believe, is that there is an invisible man. Who lives in the sky. He knows all, sees all, and is all powerful. He created everything around us. If you do what he says, he takes you to this place called heaven in the sky. If you don't, and are bad, you will be sent to hell where you will burn, and suffer, and be in pain, and agony, and in fire, and smoke for eternity... BUT... he loves you.
(end)

Creationism is all faith. It may be 100% accurate. Evolution may be 100% accurate. As far as scientific evidence shows, evolution is more accurate. Some people believe that sacrificing a goat will bring rain. They have 100% faith it will. Should we teach that too? If its not raining go kill a goat?

Christian beliefs are great. Use those beliefs to bring your family together. Teach your children your beliefs. Get close to them. Be a loving parent. Don't fall back on school to teach your children everything. Wouldn't you rather have your child learn about religion from someone who firmly believes it, not a teacher who may or may not believe in creationism?

Teachers though, when teaching the theory of evolution, make sure you explain what a theory is, that it is not known if it is true or not. That it is just a guess based on scientific evidence. The Bible just could be right.

The Streets Will Flow With the Blood of the Nonbelievers!!!

I shall yet bring forth the stories of my actual life. For this week, I must walk the house in fear. There is a predator in the house. A powerful, vicious creature, who will stop at nothing till its demands are met.

This creature shall be known as the Meeshcat. The Meeshcat makes many demands upon people. If she wants to be carried, and you won't pick her up... she'll bite you. If she wants to be fed, and you don't figure it out fast enough... she'll bite you. If she wants to play, and you don't... she'll bite you. If she is tired of being held, and you hold her a split second too long... she'll bite you. If she wasn't ready to get off your lap yet... she'll bite you. If you don't understand her... she'll bite you. If she doesn't like your hand on the couch... she'll bite you. If she's bored and needs a good laugh... she'll bite you. Even if ya don't think its right, she likes to bite.

There is but one thing that can save you from the dreaded bite--her eyes glow red before she attacks. This has saved me from the wrath of the Meeshcat many times.

Amazing thing is, she is really quite lovable when she isn't biting you.

Nine Inch Nails - With Teeth

Just wanted to briefly say, I am totally digging the new NIN cd. It conjures up memories of Trents earlier work (think prettyhatemachine).

One song has a beat and baseline that would work for Jamiroquai, only with trents vocals and a little guitar thrown in.

Possibly a long drawn out post on the cd in the future...

Polling apologies

Sorry about not posting a new poll, or the results of the infamous marriage question. I developed a social life for a moment, and have been working on a 7 page paper. Luckily, the spring semester is almost over!!! Fine tuning a paper and studying for a final is all this elderly student has left.

I'll give a brief rundown of the results of last weeks poll. It was the first unanimous poll in the great history of the yummybraingravy polls. 100% of you thought Sir Elton John's marriage to Mr. David Furnish would outlast the marriages of J. Lo to Marc Anthony and Brittany Spears to Kevin Federline. (Don't you love the way I stacked that poll to favor my choice?)

I'm not going to do a new poll this week. I have a few ideas, but my brain is half dead from everything going on. So, you all get a week of staring at the long term poll of President 2008. I'll have a new poll up next Tuesday.

That Sheep Thinks He's People

Its finally happening. The dream of a lifetime may be coming true.

Scientists are injecting animal fetuses with human cells and creating critters that are mostly animal, but part people. Right now it is to improve our understanding of many human diseases, how drugs effect those diseases, etc. A partially human liver in a sheep is going to react to treatment for a human disease better than an all sheep liver.

I see this science spreading further. Soon, they will inject human cells into a lion, a tiger, a panther, a cheetah, etc. This way, we can finally create the Thundercats!!! With the powers of the Thundercats, and Lion-o with the Sword of Omens we will finally be able to defeat the terrorist forces of Cobra. Cobra thought G.I. Joe was tough? Heh. Just wait until they try to take on the Thundercats!!!

I just worry that Cobra will figure out how to raise the dead. Mum-rah was a badass.

Hippy Barter System

A 22 year old college student was working his normal pizza delivery job. He was delivering a medium pizza, but no one was answering the door while he knocked. He then called the phone number with his cell phone, and finally the guy answered the door in his boxers. The guy couldn't find any money to pay for the pizza. So, he went to the hippy barter system.

Dude, like, I'll give you a dime bag or something, for the pizza man. I can't find any cash.

The delivery guy refused the trade of drugs for pizza. Guess he figured that he couldn't give weed to the boss and say "it's the same value as the pizza. I took a pinner of it as my tip. Its cool."

So, the guy who ordered the pizza beat his ass. The guy who got his ass kicked over refusing to take some herb called 5-0. Cops came and busted the guy for theft and assault.

Our amazing pizza delivery guy then refused medical treatment and delivered the other orders he had in his car. Such dedication.

I wonder if they had a 30 minute rule if those probably late and cold pizzas came out of his paycheck?

More Than Cartoons

I keep forgetting to share this one with everyone. While doing my cartoon viewing last week, I came across something on one of my cartoon sites that is actually useful. They posted about yet another spyware/adware removal program. I was straight in line with everything the guy wrote about.

I have been using adaware and spybot s&d to protect my comp from spyware. The combination of the two has been really good at keeping my comp clean. Spybot is completely free, while adaware has a free version (which is all I use) and a pay "premium" version. The new anti-spyware program that they mention is a beta version of one made by microsoft.

I downloaded, installed, and ran it and it found a few spyware programs that the other two had missed. The software also has a program to restore IE if the program gets hijacked. (A hijacking of IE is my reason why I started using a third party browser, even though I did fix IE.)

The microsoft program is free, but only works for windows xp, windows 2000, or microsoft server 2003.

If any of you don't know what spyware is, it is hidden programming that is embedded in some web pages and other programs. These programs collect information on you, so that they can target ads (a lot of pop ups) specifically at you. The programs can become so abundant that they will bog your system down and cause all your programs to run slow. They can potentially get so bad that your computer will crash and become useless.

That is why I now have 3 anti-spyware programs. Just have to update and scan the comp every once in a while (I do mine once a month) to keep them away. Its just a little maintanance to save a lot of headaches.

(article I read about microsofts anti spyware program and link to download)

(download page for spybot s&d)

(download page for adaware)

If Froyd Can Be a Goddess, So Can I

You are Bast, keeper of secrets and protectorate of
all Cat kind. You keep to yourself, and only
let a few see your true nature.


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