Chemistry Final

"OK students, here is your final for chemistry. You are to steal my car, and see what happens in a chemical reaction if you cover it in gasoline, and add fire to it."

"It burns. FIRE FIRE FIRE. Heheh. Yeah."

"Good job. You pass."

Yup, high school teacher passes two students because they stole her car, and torched it for her. Seems she couldn't make the payments, and needed an out.

Great plan and scheme, except the stupid teacher bought a new car a week before they torched it. Kinda screams insurance fraud when you buy a new car, when your old car is behind on payments. Then the old car is remarkably stolen and found burned to nothing.

So, for all you wanna be insurance fraud people out there, here is the order.

1. Decide how you are going to dispose of the car. Burning is kind of pointless, but easy. A chop shop is a better scheme, since you'll get some cash for the car being parted out, and on top of that you'll get insurance money.
2. Have the car stolen, and disposed of in the manner of your choice.
3. Collect insurance money.
4. Buy new car.

If you go out of order, it kinda makes this big flashing light of insurance companies, and police go off.