Paris Unhitched

Everyone's favorite long nosed, waifish, girl of ill repute Paris Hilton is no longer engaged to the dude named Paris. I wanted them to get married, her to get knocked up, and go nuts like Brittany Spears did. And fatten up a bit. Damn 2x4's (thanks Tasha).

I must say, I do respect that she/he/they called off the wedding, rather than pull the typical celeb wed and divorce in three weeks. Good move.