Yummy Brain Gravy: April 2006

I Bet He's Gonna "Nook 'Em"

Big, bad, I come in peace dubs said he's gonna get tough on Sudan for the genocide going on in darfur province, so you know what that means...

He's thinking "If I nuke and kill off every one of those Sudanese folks, that will end the genocide. I'll be a world hero... a HERO..."

We all know, if anyone knows how to bring peace and stability, its dubs.

Drugs Are Bad, MMMMKay?

Rush Limbaugh, the official c0-spokesman for the Republican Party* has been arrested, again, for trying to get drugs with a forged prescription.

Its moments like this, that republicans everywhere jump on the legalize drugs campaign, and suddenly grow empathy for those who are addicted.

Its moments like this, that I love to point and laugh at the fatboy, and hope he gets locked up and sodomized by his cellmate... which in turn makes him clean up and quit taking the pills.

*Limbaugh, O'Reilley, and Coulter run the Republican party since how many times am I told off the wall based on a fake story documentary writer Michael Moore is for the Dems.

Pet Peeve #37 Enacted

One of my pet peeves is people who post on their blog, just to give a reason why they haven't been posting. So, in order to remain the flip flopping libral that I am...

I haven't been posting much lately since I literally have so much school work between regular homework, projects, etc, and that evil necessity of a job, I don't even have much of a chance to read the news, let alone make fun of it. In a few weeks things will be back to normal.

Now, time for me to write a short paper and prepare a 15 minute presentation on the usage of perception, short term, and long term memory in designing a user interface, create a 8+ html page website with an external css, answer those end of chapter questions, do the 2 labs using ms office project, and try to figure out what the hell this statistics class is really talking about.

Why Not Chicago?

As most people who read this blog know, I'm a huge fan of this somewhat unknown singer/songwriter rock meets country meets folk artist Todd Snider. I just checked out his recent tour dates... doesn't come to Chicago.

He's literally playing all over the world, but for some reason, can't seem to drag himself out to Chicago.

He's playing in Amsterdam on April 26th... won't be able to make that show.
He's playing Bergenfest in Norway on April 28th and 29th... nope, gotta wash my hair, no good.
May 1 Stockholm, Sweden... May 3rd Copenhagen, Denmark... May 4th in Glasgow, Scotland... none of them.

Ooooo, an English tour after that. Newcastle, Bedford, Nottingham, London... nope, no good.

Then, we hit up some almost possible places. As in North America, US, hell, even in the midwest. Bloomington Indiana, Milwaukee Wisconscin. Both only 3 hours of driving. But who wants to leave what I've heard is a good live show, via word of mouth and a live CD, at midnight, odds are at a small, barlike venue, to drive 3 hours HOME. Not I.

So Todd. Listen. Play somewhere in or in the immediate viscinity of chicago. PLEASE.

That Dude Got Nailed

Some guy got tired of it all. His meth addiction wasn't getting him ahead in life as he had planned. So, he got a nail gun, and proceeded to start shooting nails into his head.

One... two... three... four... five... six... seven... eight... nine... ten... uhhh... eleven... twelve.

Yes, twelve nails into the skull.

He checked in to a doctors office the next day, complaining of a headache. Doc's didn't notice the dozen nails until they appeared on x rays.

They then removed the nails with a pair of needle nose pliers, and a drill. The man was then checked in to the psychiatric ward by a court order. He left a month later, against doctors wishes, when the court order was over.

Although, unofficial, I bet he's giving that lucrative career in doing meth another chance.

Lazy Ass Hippies Like Me...

U Tube + Todd Snider + Bad Animation = Post on my blog.

Loss For Words

Sometimes, you are at a loss. Just unable to write something appropriate for your mostly comedy blog.

Then, you find this article.

Gotta love it when you really don't even have to make a comment.

Lab Science Requirement

For my degree, I needed 3 credit hours of a Lab Science. I took a really basic science course last summer, and got it over with. Of course, today, I found out they offered a course I would have much preferred to take... Science 150

Music CD Covers

I stoledid this from SwissToni.

I thought it was peachy keen, so I made my own.

Create your own Music List @ HotFreeLayouts!

Mechanically Seperated Chicken

Holidays are made for fine dining, and this Easter was one of them.

For dinner, I graced my pallette with a slim jim spiced with tobasco, a 99¢ bag of pistacios, and a 32oz bottle of lemonade flavored gatorade.

For dessert I thoroughly enjoyed a couple of snickers mini's, and a couple starburst.

(well, after I got home from work at midnight, I ate leftover real Easter dinner, but then, technically, it was monday.)

I'd like to send a shout out and a thank-you to Walgreens for making this evening possible. There are now 10 rolls of film processed for people thanks to me not being at home with my family this easter.

HAPPY EASTER

Happy Easter one and all. We all know what every important Christian holiday is all about... mass marketing and cartoons!!!

College University Easter Special (with special guest...)

Big Bunny - I have to watch all these episodes every Easter, just because its a giant pink bunny.

Deep Philosophical Question

If a tree falls in a forest, and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?

Scientists may finally be able to put this one to rest, because of recent findings. The answer to this age old mystery leans towards: no.

What if someone is there, but they are deaf?

The answer to the second is no, since the deaf tourists in the forest in Italy didn't hear the tree falling, and it crushed and killed them. Henceforth someone was there and it still didn't make a sound.

So people, when walking... watch out for the trees... they are some sneaky bastids.