Why Ben Harper Rulez!!!

New CD coming out August 28th. Check out more of his stuff on his website.

Then buy his new disc. I am.

Michael Vick Is Taking Bets

Will It Blend?

Will It Blend (Bic Lighters)

EZ cheese and the iPhone were both pretty cool too...

Natures Kingdom

Who To Vote For

I took a test online to see which candidates best fit my personal ideals on who I should vote for President in 2008. My top five were...

1. Kucinich - D
   
2. Gravel - D
   
3. Obama - D
   
4. Clinton - D
   
5. Edwards - D

This Kucinich guy is from Ohio, where he's a member of the House of Representatives. I won't pass judgement on him yet. I'll do some deeper research on him and see where that takes me.

Gravel is a no. Why? He's 77 years old. I won't try to put someone that age in the White house. Too old.

Obama has been my favorite since Bayh didn't run. He is a fresh change from what I've been seeing in office.

Clinton is a no, no, never, never, uh uh uh (as my Calculus teacher from high school used to say.) I simply do not like her. She represents what I want Washington to get away from: the typical politician. Hillary is full of baggage, and I just don't want that in my President.

Edwards is a no. When I see him I see Robin (from Batman fame). Yeah... the freaking boy wonder. Of course Kerry being Batman. I see him too much as a losing horse candidate. Maybe in 4-8 years I could vote for him, but as of now... too close to the 2004 fiasco.

And that's my two cents.

http://www.dehp.net/candidate/

I Wish I Was...

...a pro football player in the NFL.

I wish I played for the Atlanta Falcons.

That way, on the first day of training camp, I could break both of Michael Vick's elbows and knees with a baseball bat. His arms and legs would have so many breaks in them, it would be a wonder if he would ever be able to walk or even sign his own name again.

*sighs*

For anyone who doesn't know, Michael Vick is the so called star Quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons who was just indicted by a grand jury for dog fighting.

I'm Now a Simpson's Character

This is my self design of myself as a Simpson's character.

Had to make myself as close to my normal skin tone as possible, considering most people of my Simpsons ethnicity are yellow... I think I was able to pull off my ghostly pale quite well.

The stache and goatee are dead on for me (especially since my goatee is a little lighter than my hair), as are my perpetually stoned looking even though I don't smoke eyes.

Throw me in a black shirt with some odd logo or phrase on it... and you got me.

Thank You Google Ads

I'm surfing the food networks website for recipes, and see something for buffalo wing sauce from a cook whom I like (Bobby Flay). I just happen to pay attention to the well placed google ads.



Yeah... that third one sure does sound like a place where all the flavor is at.

Improving Western Relations with the Middle East

I have a simple plan to improve the relations of the Middle east with the US.

We watch some of their TV shows, and music videos...

Like this:

Slap That Biznitch

All Growsed Up

When I was a little kid, I used to love eating grilled cheese sandwiches with tomato soup.

Last night, I made myself a grilled cheese. No soup though. Had a bloody mary with it instead.

Quite the yummy combo.

No More WoW 4 U!!!!

Leave It To The Military to Actually Be Honest

*gets up on soapbox*

I read a brief interview with Lt General David Petraeus, the big man in charge (currently) of our forces in Iraq.

He said, stating northern Ireland as an example, that fighting the insurgency would be a battle of ten years.

He also stated that the level of US troops there now seems to be stabilizing things, but a clear cut answer wouldn't be able to be made until September. Then decisions could be made about withdrawing some troops, as both the US and Iraq want.

That's honest. That's something I can support at this point.

I'd vote this guy for president. Being willing to say "ten years" and using a historical situation as a reference means the guy is being as honest and straightforward as they come.

Thanks military. I knew I trusted you for a reason.

Blog History...

I began this blog several years ago as an offshoot to a fake name I had created.

I needed a blogger account to argue politics with a Neo-Con who just pissed me off. So, I created the name, and started using this account for my various postings.

Well, his blog went stale, as most pro repub blogs did after about year five of the dubs destruction of America scheme.

Just now, I went to check his old blog... and it was gone.

So, I did a google.

Turns out, he began to use the net to make threats to have his girlfriend abort her baby if they didn't get $50,000.

This really amused me, that I used to argue about WMD's with a guy who called all liberals baby killers who later pulled a stunt like that.

787 On the...

Boeing has a new commercial jet, the 787.

They took a different approach than Airbus on their new scheme. They figured build a better mid capacity, long distance jet, than one big ass jet you could pack with more.

One thing they are boasting is it is 20% more fuel efficient than current jets in its size range. This makes it cheaper to operate, since it uses less fuel.

Less fuel usage is good, and better for the environment, because of less emissions right?

Some idiotic environmentalists are complaining. (article)

Yeah.

They claim the reduced costs will make more people fly.

So, I have a new idea.

How about we cut that dependence on foreign oil, and raise the cost of flying, by making COAL POWERED JETS!!!

Just think of it. Big black clouds of smoke behind every one of em. Since each will have to take on a hell of a lot of coal to make trips, they'll have less seats.

Less seats = higher costs.

Higher costs = less people flying.

Now THAT is environmentally friendly, and lowers the dependence on foreign oil all in one swift move.

Too bad everyone doesn't think as proactive as I do.

Mystery Science Theatre 3000: Generations

George W. "dubs" Bush is a Heartless Man

It amazed me.

dubs pardoned little baby Scooter from serving any of his prison sentence for crimes of perjury, and putting the lives of the American people at risk today. He said the 30 months of prison part of his sentencing was too strict.

He thinks that, but for some reason didn't save poor under privileged Miss Paris Hilton from her cell.

That man has no heart.

Poor little Paris... suffering her full term for just 78 drunk driving offenses.