Late Halloween Post (luckily I can fake the time)

I Hate Beggers

The begging holiday is almost over.

The one where people force their kids to dress up in some costume, that half the time the kid doesn't even want to wear, and go door to door begging for candy. That's all the holiday is, teaching children how to beg.

The little rats come to the door, looking like a klansman with a sheet on, and I'm supposed to reward them with candy? I don't think so.

I want child labor camps, so kids know the value of a hard days work, not how to be panhandlers. Trick or treating is what is fundamentally destroying American society.

Although, I do like dressing up in some costume, along with other folks, and get drunk somewhere. That's always cool.

In other words, Halloween should be an adults only holiday.

Ethics and Honesty are for Weenies, I Have Morals

Lovely new poll. 46% of those polled feel the ethics and honesty in the federal government have fallen with dubs as president... and before anyone makes any assumptions, that's three times more than the number of people that feel they went up. (The rest would be made up by stay the sames and undecideds).

Another part of the article, which is about the Plame scandel and bringing in new advisors, I have to share with one and all. It is a quote by Sen. Chuck Shumer, D-N.Y.

"The real question for President Bush is going to be: is he going to be like Nixon - hunker down, get into the bunker, admit no mistakes,'' Schumer said, "or like Reagan, who actually admitted mistakes, did a midcourse correction and brought in new people, bipartisan people, people above ethical reproach, into the White House.''

This is why Reagan was a good president, and Nixon is infamous.

That's Why Kirk Got the Green Chick!!!

Everyone's favorite intergalactic pimp Captain James T. Kirk got all the women on that show. It seemed like all the other's were too occupied with other things to pick up women. Scotty was too worried about getting trashed and getting into bar fights. McCoy was too busy being a doctor not a pimp. Spock thought chasing women was illogical. Czechov got his share, but his moves weren't anywhere near Kirk's.

But why no women for Sulu?

Because, as recently revealed, he prefers the company of men. (In the immortal words of Homer Simpson "Who doesn't?")

No, not in a pleutonic sense. But in a more intimate, loving sense. Yes, Mr. Sulu revealed that he is gay, and has been with the same man for 18 years. *applauds*

He places the discrimination homosexuals face on par with the racial discrimination he's also faced.

"It's against basic decency and what American values stand for," he said.

How true. All men are created equal, and hopefully one day our society will fully reflect that.

Pets In Prison

Where do abandoned cats from the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina go? To prison of course.

About two dozen cat's were sent to a prison to be cared for by a group of trusted inmates who have specialized in taking in, caring for, and rehabilitating stray cats until they are fit for adoption.

Thanks inmate #749655 for taking care of the kitties.

Further Proof of Their Existance

We now have further proof that they live. The added evidence was found in Missour-uh. While chopping wood in the forest, a man came across one of their homes.

He was shocked at his find, decided to steal their home, and run off with it. So, he took his trusty axe, cut it down, and ran accross the Miz-zur-uh countrieside carrying it. A portion of it fell off into a cold creek, which he left abondoned. while continuing on with the other half of the home.

Yes, he found a mushroom house of the elusive SMURFS*!!!!!

Smurfy existance has yet to be proven, but the mushroom did weigh in at 56 pounds.

*Smurf - A blue, humanlike creature, that is three apples tall, and lives in a communist society in government mandated mushroom houses.

Photographic Evidence

Houston, You Have a Problem

The Chicago White Sox, who hadn't been to the world series since 1959, or won it since 1917, just swept the Houston Astros. The Sox put together an 11-1 record in the post season this year.

Know why they won? Some might say it was a great team effort. I say it was all because of.... STEVE PERRY FROM JOURNEY!!!

How can you lose when you have Steve Perry on your side?

Yeah, We're a Rude Bunch

A survey of Americans, by Americans has determined that we have grown ruder.

I have had the (mis)fortune of working in retail for the past 8 years. I get to deal with the general public on a day to day basis. Through my own personal interactions with people, I can only come to one conclusion...

DAMN RIGHT WE'RE RUDE!!!

I've determined a few rules of etiquette for the modern American Society:

1. If someone says "Thank You" to you, just reply with an "mmmhmmm." It takes too much effort to say "You're Welcome," "No Problem," "Glad I could help," etc.
2. When in public, you no longer need to control your children. You can let them run amok and destroy anything in their paths, including people. No one else can correct your children of their bad behavior, as they are not their parents, even if they save your child from falling out of the shopping cart and cracking their head open on the floor.
3. When you fail to read something, or observe the rules, it isn't your fault. No matter what has happened, if someone did not explain to you, in exact details beforehand, it doesn't count.
4. The rules apply to everyone else, but not yourself, because you are special.
5. Everyone you talk to about an issue you might have is stupid and ignorant, therefore you should approach them yelling, and not listen to what they say.
6. If you are shopping, and someone politely says "Hello, did you need help finding anything?" reply using foul language that you are not dumb, and can find things yourself. Then add an insult.
7. If you are shopping, and are not instantly swarmed by 8 salespeople, yell at the top of your lungs as to why you are not getting serviced.
8. Lines don't matter, your needs are above everyone elses. Yell if there are people in front of you.
9. Its never your fault, it's always theirs.
10. Being old, young, foreign born, domestic born, religious, atheist, ethnic, caucasian, handicapped, ugly, beautiful, sane, insane, hungry, just had a bad day, or any other slight difference between you and another person is reason enough to get you preferential treatment.

That's all I could come up with... for now. I'm sure I missed several thousand.

The Foo Fighter (06/87-10/25/05)

After a 2 year battle with thyroid problems, from which she wasn't supposed to last 6 months, my brother's cat The Foo Fighter passed away today from a tumor on her kidney. She lived to be 18. She'll be missed.

Bonfire of the Vanities

I rarely share stories involving people I know, but today, I shall make an exception... although all names will be withheld.

A week ago, one of my friends was partying at a cabin in Michigan. On occasion, he gets drunk and just sort of... flies off the handle and does really crazy shit. Last weekend was one of them.

In his alcohol induced stupor, he thought it would be cool to jump into Lake Michigan while they were having a bonfire at the beach. (the water temp is probably in the 50's now, maybe low 60's... i.e. COLD) So, he stripped his 300 pound frame of everything except his shoes and boxers, and dove in.

He quickly ran out and ran over to the bonfire. He put his ass to the fire, and dropped his boxers. He then turned around, and tried to warm up (what remained after the cold water) of his manhood. He got a little burnt by the fire, luckily it was his foot.

After warming a bit, he began to dance naked around the bonfire, finishing off by doing a seductive, ass in the face, dance to one of our female friends, while singing "Whatcha gonna do wit all dat ass."

This makes me happy, yet sad, that I had to work last weekend and couldn't go.

Big Pimpin, Spendin' G's, Big Pimpin, on B.L.A.D.'s

Had an interesting site pointed out to me. We've all seen those lists of the 100 richest people in the world. I found a site, that will tell you at what percent you rank at for the world population in wealth. It's international for currency, since I saw US and Canadian dollars, Pounds, Euros, and Yen as choices.

How Rich Are You?

Trying to Ammend My Carnivorous Habits, Made It Nearly Seven Today

The house has passed a bill, 306-120, that would make it harder for American's to sue... for food making them fat. Yes, potentially an end to the lawsuits that "my kids are fat cuz of me buying them McDonalds, so I'm suing that damn clown."

The lawsuits for being fat because someone doesn't bother to take the time to control their diet, and feel its all the Burger King's fault are the symbol of idiot America. The thought that everyone else is responsible for my problems, not me who made the decision has run rampant.

If your fat, quit eating a double quarter pounder with cheese, supersized, with an apple pie every day for lunch. If you smoke, quit. (No one give me that it's easier said than done, I smoked 1-2 packs a day for ten years and quit almost 2 years ago.)

Its not some red headed stepchild's fault your heavy. You know smoking is bad for you. Do something about it. Don't sue some company for your ignorance.

Now, all I want to know is, what is hidden in this bill, that made 120 vote against it? Knowing the current political climate, probably a Tom DeLay is pardoned of any wrongdoing clause.

Halloween Music

Been thinking lately about halloween music, and how annoying a lot of music I can come up with is that is somehow Halloween related.

Not a fan of little boy molesting white women, so no Thriller by Michael Jackson. Let's see... theme to Ghostbusters? The Monster Mash? I'd go nuts hearing those all night (although there is something oddly entertaining about Ghostbusters.)

So, I dug through my endless supply of music, and could only think of three songs... and two were by Ministry. Psalm 69 (which is just a fucked up song to begin with), Everyday (is Halloween) which is too obvious, but it's kinda funny being paired with newer Ministry, since the sound is a bit different. And "Dracula's Wedding" by Outkast. Andre 3000 does a damn fine song about Undead Wedded bliss I might add.

All in the sidebar -->

You Look Like a Baby, Git In Muh Belly!!!

The newest item to go on sale on eBay? Babies.

Eachnet, China's eBay had babies for sale on it for several hours recently. With the limit of one child per household (I'd vote this one in effect, or just some form of breeding license) babies are a commodity in China.

So, how much does a baby cost you ask? Bidding starts at $3,450 for boys, and $1,603 for girls. Yeah, we menfolk are much more expensive than women. It's culturally influenced, but on what basis?

There are several possibilities, driving the factor of a higher cost for males:

• Stronger upper bodies
• That whole "carrying on the name" BS
• Testicles (it's a blessing to have some)
• We don't scream as much when we are children
• Don't have to worry about us coming home pregnant
• Ummm... did I mention Testicles?

Yeah, that would drive the price up a bit.

If I ever get someone pregnant, I hope its a boy, so I can make more scratch when I sell him off on Chinese eBay.

Wouldn't that be great?

I Have a Feeling Your Whole Family Is Going Down O'Doyle

Tom "I'm not a criminal, its all those damn liberals fault" Delay has now had a warrant put out for his arrest on conspiracy and money laundering charges.

His bail is set at $10,000.

Oh, and Tom...

Bring lube.

Dicks Out?

Rumor has it that my republican hero, big Dick Cheney, is going to step down from his office as V.P. The V.P.'s office is rumored to be part of the Plame-CIA investigation currently going on.

The rumor for his replacement? None other than Condoleezza Rice. Its the perfect position to prime her for running for President in 2008.

Could it really be? We might see Condi take on Hillary for President in 2008?

You Mean People Get Killed In Wars?

And yet, another reason why some people are dumb.

A judge in Spain, has issued warrants for the arrests of 3 US soldiers. The soldiers tank, during the invasion of Iraq, had fired on the Palestine hotel killing Jose Couso.

Its sad that an innocent person died during the war, but face it... It's a FUCKING WAR!!!

Come on, think people. This man, knowingly and willingly, placed himself in the middle of a city that was going to be attacked. Now his family calls it murder? I call it friendly fire.

If you are dense enough to think there is no risk to hanging out during a violent invasion, you are a dumb-ass and deserve to get shot.

This goes out to everyone: to the reporters who feel the need to walk around with troops as shit blows up, the cameramen who think its all neat-o to take pictures of stuff blowing up and people dieing, to the soldiers themselves who die in the line of duty, and all of the above's family... by being in the middle of said war, you can get an ouchie, fall down go boom, or even die.

So please shut your traps and stop aggravating me.

I may think the war is idiotic, but I'm smart enough not to go over to Baghdad with a protest sign and sit in front of a moving tank.

HIV Getting Weaker?

Scientists have recently done a test, comparing like strains and types of HIV from patients taken in the late eighties to ones from the early 2000's. The virus in the eighties multiplied much faster than the current one.

What does this mean? Its getting weaker. The virus is evolving into a retro-virus that one day, might possibly not kill the host. The article states that human's already carry many retro-virus's that have been with us for millenia, that don't harm us at all. It makes sense that HIV may be doing the same thing.

In order for a virus to survive, it needs to incubate in a host for as long as possible. It doesn't want to kill the host, because then it loses its breeding ground. So, therefore by natural selection, the weak survives in a sense. Those who can carry the virus longer, pass on more.

Scientists don't know for certain if this will come true, and if its a matter of decades or centuries. All current evidence does point to the shorter though... decades.

Bling Bling Barbie

Just in time for Xmas, the new "Bling Bling Barbie." Done up even sluttier than Paris Hilton at a gang bang, this Barbie shows off the goods. She sports the latest in fuck me boots, show my thong skirts, and even an "oops my boob popped out" top!!!

Plus, it looks like she got collogen in her lips, to give her that "I can suck start an H2" appearance!!!!!

Its just what you want your little girl to be playing with this year.

By George, I Think They Got It

Iraq's election results are being delayed, as they think there might be voter fraud. Some heavily Sunni districts had an extremely high turnout, while some Kurdish and Shia districts had really low voter turnout.

The theory is people voted incorrectly, to overturn the expected high Sunni no vote to the new constitution.

Now, lets see... what does dubs know about how elections work? He's had some controversy about elections before, right?

The Monkey Has Been Spanked

The Chicago White Sox have won the pennant. They beat anaheim and their annoying little monkey of rally.

Sweetest Day - The Music Addition

*COMPLETE*
I've been trying to do this post for a few days, but every time I have that little bit of time to spare... Castpost is down. Not the most reliable site, but it does offer a way for me to share my eccentric taste in music with the 2-3 people that give a shit.

This weeks addition of random music is all about Sweetest day. Note: I'm a bitter, angry, evil, single person, so guess what most of the songs are? Yes, bitter, angry, and evil. For some you get some info, some you don't. I have them all over in the sidebar--> for your listening enjoyment.

I put the louder songs towards the top, and the non loud ones at the bottom. My fragile male ego wants a passer by to notice Sevendust, Pantera, Alice In Chains, NIN... not John Mayer.

So... here's the list.

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Bitch by Sevendust
Just by the title, you can tell what this song is about. It starts out with singing, then its yelling and growling, with the occasional singing part thrown in. Yes, this song does bring up one particular girl in my mind, thanks for asking.

This Love by Pantera
Another happy love song. No personal links to this song, its just a classic that makes me look more manly by posting it.

Love, Hate, Love (live) by Alice In Chains
This song is amazing live. You can hear the anguish in Staley's voice more so when its live. I have yet to hear a bad version of it, when Staley was known to have an occasional bad show because he was so strung out on heroin. This song was different, he had a bond with it. So do I.

Something I Can Never Have by Nine Inch Nails
This is a wrist slitting song. Trent knows how to pull off a mood for a song. It sounds so bleak, and full of despair even before the vocals kick in. Then you hear the vocals... and its over.

Admit by Sister Machine Gun
This band changes sound more than J. Lo changes husbands. They go from NIN, to Depeche Mode, to some odd Jazz meets Industrial, to techno, over the course of an album. This song is one of my favorites. Total sit in the corner, depressed as hell over some evil wench/asshole that for some reason you miss. Yeah, this song brings up a specific name too.

3 Libras (live) by A Perfect Circle
Maynard is my hero. Amazing vocalist, great lyrics. This song came out of the same hand of a man that wrote such great Tool songs like Prison Sex, Hooker with a Penis, Opiate (its a song about being molested by a priest), Aenema (song about how the world would be better off if California fell off into the ocean)...

Everlong (acoustic) by the Foo Fighters
If you never heard the acoustic version of this one, you are missing out. It brings the focus more towards the lyrics. Dave Grohl, you are the man.

Somewhere Out There by Our Lady Peace
This song caught me out of nowhere one day. It was one of those rare songs that you hear at the exact right time in your life, and it just grabs you. I remember listening to the song, and a line came up, and it said everything that was on my mind...

Missing You by Todd Snider
This man writes some amazing lyrics. Not the greatest voice in the world (better than Dylan though), but good enough. Besides songs like this, he'll also write songs that make you wanna get shitfaced and party, or just laugh hysterically.

Forever by Ben Harper
Another great singer/songwriter. He does some kick ass reggae, some rock, some folk, some funk... Covers all the grounds.

The Dance by Garth Brooks
This is probably the most known song on my list. Its a good one at that. Nice little reminder that although at times you feel like shit, it all happened for a reason, and looking back... you're glad it did.

Comfortable (live) by John Mayer
Yeah, I don't want to hear about it. Stop pointing and laughing. I'm a fan of Mr. Mayer. This song has way too much meaning for me. I'm leaving it at that.

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So, any of you out there have songs for such an occasion?

Real Natural-Like

In one of dubs infamous, candid, chat sessions, he proved how happy and how good things are going over in Iraq by staging a heavily scripted chat session with 10 US soldiers, and one Iraqi soldier.

He's such a genius. dubs just loves to be candid with his well scripted chats with our troops, who just happened to be half officers. We all know your going to get much more candid remarks and questions out of 5 scripted captains than some enlisted men.

Our leader. He's special.

Pet My Kitty!!!

On Top of the Urf

Mt. Everest is shorter than once thought, by like... 12 feet or something.

I don't care. Its still really high. Not like Cheech and Chong high, or even Rocky Mountain High.

I did find a website with a cool panoramic pic that's all enhanced like the inside of cars on websites...

(everest panaramalama-ding-dong)

Another Reason?

I'm beginning to have trouble keeping up with dubs reasons for invading Iraq. He gave a fresh new reason recently in a speech.

First it was because Saddam had WMD's (Weapons of Mass Destruction) and supported terrorism. (note: if anyone is going to tell me no to this, how come everyone and their senile grandmother who doesn't speak english knows what WMD's are?) Since those were proven false, he needed a new reason.

Second, we went there to "liberate the people of Iraq." Ah yes, such a valiant reason. To spread freedom to people, by blowing up their houses. This one dropped eventually, since support for the war was steadily dropping.

Mixed in with that heroic liberation, we had the "fight the terrorists over there, not at home" line. Those two didn't quite go well together, and I'm not really sure which came first. Both came out of the burning wreckage of the WMD reason.

Now, dubs has his most ingenius one yet. See, the war is against the terrorists, who are planning a "global campaign of fear." Iraq, is the central battleground for them to spread this fear (even though all the terrorists/insurgents were not in Iraq to begin with, and are coming in from Syria and Iran, last I read... that will change too I'm sure.)

The insurgents in Iraq, are part of this global campaign by the terrorists, to take over countries. They would eventually try to go on with their diabolical deeds to destroy all of humanity...

Ok, this sounds too much like a movie starring Dolph Lundgren and Stephen Seagal. I'm also starting to wonder if dubs has been watching too many re-runs of G.I. Joe. If he mentions Cobra Commander, Destro, Serphentor, or some sort of evil creation by Dr. Mindbender... I think we'll need to call in some guy's in white jackets to fix his noggin.

Bill Gates vs. Napoleon Dynamite

In the ultimate battle for world supremecy, Bill Gates takes on the up and comer, Napoleon Dynamite in a slapping match for control of the wor.... er.... Microsoft.

At least that's the premise for a new Microsoft commercial.

This is as yet another reason why Bill Gates is so cool.

Teen Girl Squad: Episode 10

StrongBad's comic strip, Teen Girl Squad, has its tenth issue...

(click this to watch)

Most Intelligent

In an article on intelligence, all 50 states in the US were ranked. I thought I'd cross referance this with who the state went to in the 2004 Presidential Election, red or blue...

1. Massachusetts - Blue
   
2. Connecticut - Blue
   
3. Vermont - Blue
   
4. New Jersey - Blue
   
5. Wisconsin - Blue
   
6. New York - Blue
   
7. Minnesota - Blue
   
8. Iowa - Red
   
9. Pennsylvania - Blue
   
10. Montana - Red
(top ten 80% Blue)


11. Maine - Blue
    
12. Virginia - Red
    
13. Nebraska - Blue
    
14. New Hampshire - Blue
    
15. Kansas - Red
    
16. Wyoming - Red
    
17. Indiana - Red
    
18. Maryland - Blue
    
19. North Dakota - Red
    
20. Ohio - Red
    
(top 20 60% Blue)


21. Colorado - Red
    
22. South Dakota - Red
    
23. Rhode Island - Blue
    
24. Illinois - Blue
    
25. North Carolina - Red
    
26. Missouri - Red
    
27. Delaware - Blue
    
28. Utah - Red
    
29. Idaho - Red
    
30. Washington - Blue
    
(Top 30 53% Blue)


31. Michigan - Blue
    
32. South Carolina - Red
    
33. Texas and West Virginia (tie) - Red and Red
    
35. Oregon - Blue
    
36. Arkansas - Red
    
37. Kentucky - Red
    
38. Georgia - Red
    
39. Florida - Red
    
40. Oklahoma - Red
    



41. Tennessee - Red
    
42. Hawaii - Red
    
43. California - Blue
    
44. Alabama - Red
    
45. Alaska - Red
    
46. Louisiana - Red
    
47. Mississippi - Red
    
48. Arizona - Red
    
49. Nevada - Red
    
50. New Mexico - Red
    

And, the bottom 10 is 90% Red, while the bottom 20 are 85% Red.

If our states are 38% blue, and 62% red, how come it seems like all the highest ranking states, as far as intelligence goes... blue? With the number's leaning towards the red overall, you would believe it to be the other way around. The red should outnumber the in every catagory, but are far from it...

Hmmmm... fascinating.

(intelligence rankings)
(2004 voting)

CSI: Cambodia

A girls parents went mad. The crime scene is a gruesome one, but without death. The parents, who normally sell noodles in the village, attacked their daughter. Bit off her thumbs and the tip of her nose so that they could suck her blood. Neighbors heard the daughters screams and rescued her.

Its a simple case really. They were just possessed by a demon. Leave the daughter with other villagers for a little bit, until the parents can be exorcised. Besides, local law doesn't even know what to charge the parents with. (In the US that unknown law is child abuse.)

Some Music

I've been in a bit of an odd mood lately, which has made me listen to some of my peripheral music. By that, I mean the stuff that is unique to my normal listening. In other words, not typical rock/metal. At least my typical.

Cure For Pain by Morphine
Morphine is placed in the rock section of stores. Their music is bass, drums, baritone sax, and vocals. Its not your typical rock music, and before someone even begins to think it, its nothing like Dave Matthews. This is a really mellow song, but it is easily my favorite Morphine track. I developed a bit of a bond to this song.

I Smell Trouble by Buddy Guy
Buddy Guy is a blues legend for anyone who didn't know. I've been on a bit of a blues kick lately, and thanks to the influence of my brother, I've had a good selection of stuff to choose from. Buddy just happens to be my favorite artist, hence why he gets the mention. This isn't my top Buddy Guy song, but its in the top 3. My favorite has a bit of a bond with me, and I'll dig it out when it's appropriate.

Front Porch Lounger by G. Love
G. Love (and Special Sauce) is one of those that you just can't quite classify well. His music takes elements of rock, hip hop, and blues. He's got a bit of an odd voice, but he's a really talented writer, with a very unique style. This is one of his mellow songs (which has been my mood lately), but his music excels at the upbeat.

Owned

More Outta NOLA

I read this posted on a LiveJournal, that is linked to an LJ, that is linked to my LJ. I want my LJ to be private from lots of folks, so I didn't post a link to theirs. Now though, its a website on its free standing will.

The reason that I am posting this is because I have begun to receive those mass forward e-mails about how bad all the victims of Katrina are, and how great they had it in the shelters in New Orleans and Houston, when friends of friends that I've known lived in NOLA for years and were in said shelter in Houston seemed to speak entirely differently.

So, here is a first person account by a Police Officer of the events leading up to, during, and after Katrina struck New Orleans.

(website with that there first person account)

I Still Hate PETA

Came across this one on a friends site recently, and was thoroughly disgusted. It is graphic, bloody, and simply vile. I'd like to beat the guys responsible for this over the head with a baseball bat a couple times, just to get them dizzy, but still awake. Then I'd remove their skin with a potato peeler. Its precisely what they do to the animals that they skin for fur.

THIS is why I hate fur, and want to remove J. Ho and Puff Dildy's skin with potato peelers too.

BUT... I still think PETA is a fucked up organization. I see nothing wrong with leather from dead animals that I EAT. I see nothing wrong with killing an animal quickly for food and other parts of its body. Just no killing for fashion only. Damn trendy people destroy the whole fucking world.

And if anyone wants to see the video that inspired this rant, go here. Its disgusting, I never wanna see it again, and I had to hug my cat after seeing it.

Need I Say More?

Color Changing Boobie Deathgrips

discuss...

Sub $100 Laptop?

Yup, that's the idea. Some guy from Mass-uh-chew-sets has inked designs for a sub $100 laptop geared towards schoolchildren world wide in its initial release.

The idea is a good one. He's using flash memory instead of a hard drive, since no moving pieces means its going to stand up to abuse better. The case is going to be rubber, and instead of running Windows, or Mac OS, its gonna run Linux (free open source software rocks, which I'll probably be running Linux in about a year after I figure out some more details, LOL). Its also going to be equipped for wireless internet access.

I wonder who is going to complain about this one. Cheap, affordable computers for third world nations... isn't that a threat? Then again, selling sporks to a third world nation is a threat.

The Tenth Planet, and Its Moon

Astronomers have recently discovered what they believe is the tenth planet. It now officially has a moon. They gave the planet a temporary name, Xena, and its moon is Gabrielle. They are going to change it if/when it becomes official.

There's a part of me that wishes they could keep those names.

Paris Unhitched

Everyone's favorite long nosed, waifish, girl of ill repute Paris Hilton is no longer engaged to the dude named Paris. I wanted them to get married, her to get knocked up, and go nuts like Brittany Spears did. And fatten up a bit. Damn 2x4's (thanks Tasha).

I must say, I do respect that she/he/they called off the wedding, rather than pull the typical celeb wed and divorce in three weeks. Good move.

Monday Morning Cartoons?

Since my life schedule went from boring to hectic, so did any sort of weekly blog thing I did. So, in a rare moment of free time, I bring you... Cartoons.

Magical Trevor 3 - Proof that sequals can be a very bad thing.

StrongBad and Chairs - this one has some sort of deep, biting social commentary... or something like that. Plus, it makes me realize that StrongSad is kinda cool.

Tech Support II - Foamy calls tech support, and proves why jobs go overseas.

Alcohol Warning - This one is about each and every one of us that has been a wee bit too drunk before.

The Puberty Pals - ummm... LMAO... anything is funny when it involves cartoon genitals doing... stuff.

Nutricious Breakfast

This has to be some of the best news I ever read.

Coffee is loaded with anti-oxidents, and therefore is good for you.

Yes, you have a lower risk of liver cancer, lower risk of type two diabetes, lower risk of heart disease...

This settles it, I'm going to continue to drink lots and lots of coffee. Especially my yummy guatamalan antigua, out of my french press. Although, I have yet to experiment with other regions of coffee with the press... next will have to be kenyan.

Gotta drink lots to be healthy, right?